Toast

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It was 3AM when you woke up. Your asshole girlfriend had sent you about 50 nudes. Damn what a thot llol! Your 17 year old sister was knocking on your door.
"What the fuck do you want bitch I'm jacking off" you said, not jacking off.
"Make me toast or I'll leak your micropenis nudes."
"Fuck you." you shouted, opening your door and storming past her. "I don't have a micropenis."
When you got downstairs, you turned the toaster on, getting bread from out of the cupboard. You put the bread in the toaster, and as soon as it went in, you got a massive boner. Fucking hormones. Fuck off. I'm not gonna fuck a toaster.
"Too bad," the author said, breaking the fourth wall, "I'm going to write you fucking it anyway."
As your penis throbbed sweat began to form on your face. If you didn't fuck something soon you might have to masturbate, and only losers do that. You look at the toaster. It has a hole. Big enough.. to fit your tiny penis. Thank god the toasters wire thing was long. You grabbed it and pulled it off the counter, sticking your dick in the hole with the toast. The feeling of that warm, crispy toast and the warm, smooth metal rubbing on your dick made you cum instantly. You fucking minute man. Go fuck yourself. Your cum goes all over the toast. By the way, your sister is blind now. You take the cum covered toast and give it to her. She eats it. What a dumbass blind bitch XD

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 02, 2018 ⏰

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