Now on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season five episode two
Dylan: >calls Owen< Hi Owen, plz help us set up our chicken nugget fast food restaurant!
Owen Yaaaaaaaaa is a failing chef in the food industry. He's only successful in finding jobs he want with only one talent: being the butt of every joke. This helped him get into jobs alongside other chefs who are very willing to vent out their stress 🙃.
Owen: >next to a burning restaurant, with rats pouring out from it< Why me?
Dylan: Cuz u were a great chef back in the day!
Owen: I almost poisoned more than half of our customers...but whatever I needed a new job anyways! So where do I go?
Dylan: Ohhhh.... that was you...I thought it was idk... Kenneth.. where are you now anyways?
Owen: ...did you not use Instagram
Dylan: ...yes why
Owen: ...then you should know that I'm in INDONESIAN right now... THIS IS WHEN YOU
KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A TRUE FRIEND BC YOU NO CHECK INSTA Nathan wouldn't betray me like that ;-;
Dylan: Boi I ain't even yo friend
Dylan: Okay CHILL I'll book a flight for you to [REDACTED] and I'll see you in two days, alright?
Owen: Make it first class and you have a deal
Dylan: YOU PEOPLE ARE SO NEEDY BUT FINE I AM TOO while you're on the way how are we going to make money now?
Owen: Why not borrow from Jon? He has 50 bil from Justin and I think they are running a new business and are making around $969489698685958578595858585748858 a day...
Dylan: omg are you a stalker holy shiitake I thought I would never met one like from Killing Stalking
Dylan: What business?
Raphael: >pops up from behind him< A security/bodyguard/assassination service and its 100% legal
Dylan: Holy Shittake where u come from?
Raphael: Was eating lunch when I overheard your conversation through my super-secret techy-techy radio
Dylan: Creepy.....
Keira: Hello?!
I am the main protagonist in this story! Where is my spotlight?
Dylan: Soon... You will be mad at me
Keira: Yay
*_What was Dylan talking about? What will they do next? Will Raphael die again? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians_*
LOL JK THE STORY AINT DONE
Keira: Yay
Dylan: So what is our solution to make money?
Jonathan: You could just write an autobiography, since you're really famous
Dylan: Well at least our story is coming to full circle! Let's do it!
>Someone whispers to Dylan.<
Dylan: WHAT?! OUR STORY IS NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONE?!
Brian: >pops up from behind him< No it not
Dylan: How did u guys get here?
Brian: I came by helicopter
Jonathan: I was skydiving
Raphael: I told them to come... And they both didn't do that.
Dylan: U DARE LIE TO ME JON !!! U TOO BRIAN!!!
Brian: We don't care...
Owen: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
Justin: Shut up. Ur mom gay
Owen: >through phone< No u
Justin: No u
Owen: DAMNIT DYLAN PUT ME ON FACETIME
>Dylan complies.<
>Owen flips the middle finger to Justin.<
>Justin snaps Owen's middle finger and makes it crooked.<
>...somehow.<
>Justin is a mystery to me tbh.<
Owen: OWWWW JAYUS LU
Raphael: >on his phone<
Get him to a hospital
Owen: BICH I'M LIKE A MILLION MILES AWAY FROM YOU HOW
Raphael: Okay fine put him on my
jet then bring him to the hospital.
On cue an ambulance comes and picks him up.
Dylan: I have an idea! Why not we make a secret organization that charges people for our services!
Raphael: That's me....
Dylan: We can do it better
Raphael: Brian, Jon let's go watch them suffer cuz it's fun
Keira: Are u sadistic?
Raphael: No but I torture people for fun :)
Dylan: dafuq man that's literally the definition of sadistic
Dylan: How did you survive in a Christian school no one knows...
Okay this time it's the real real end of the today's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians! How dafuq do dem boys do that shiet? Will Owen return to those dark days or will he finally do something successful for once in his life? Will Dylan's apparent desire to become a assassin in his own company actually happens? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
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