Chapter 38
"You? Uhmm. Mmmhhhmm.." I stuttered, "What are you saying?" I tried to use the innocent card.
Well Sia had different plans.
I guess whenever I wish her to go with me I should develop a sign language or carry a board for her to follow because Sia came direct to the point "who all know?'
"The trio" Raj answered coyly.
"Oh no! Oh my god!" Sia banged her forehead "the trio, the three ladies." she made a worried face "this is going to be bad."
"So Pari told you about us?" Sia asked angrily "I should have known" she said not before throwing a disappointed look at me "these two best friends seem to keep no secret."
"They are useless, better off without each other," Raj added
"Seriously you two can be pain in the ass" Sia continued her cribbing
"They actually are" Raj added
"I should have known." Sia nodded her head "I should have kept you two away from each other."
"They should be permanently distanced, deprived and desiccated from each other" RM gave his views.
"STOP" I shouted in a volume that could give speakers from a live concert show to shame "I never shared anything with Angie" I said angrily "and now if you two siblings do not take a break. I am going to break uh huh break..."They might have shushed for a second while they were actually processing the fact that I wasn't the one to share my secret of being a pretended fiancé to my bestie but RM being the arrogant F##ker said "what are you going to break huh?" he prompted instigating me to take the bold step "break break" then he pouted like he was dealing with a five year old "Come ooonnn" he used a fake accent "break nuh" he even banged his fist to the steering softly " I am waiting"
I cringed at the mental lapse of the arrogant jerk that was my fiancée's brother and even rounded my wrists ready to attack the beautiful face of his any moment when Sia asked "wait if Pari doesn't know who told you about our fake engagement?"
"It was Papa Malhotra and Mr. Khurana" R.M declared in a gruff voice.
"Holy f##king shit!" I banged my head and sank on the most uncomfortable bouncing passenger seat of the car, RM driving the worn out vehicle in its full potential.
"How did they come to know about the fake engagement" unbothered by the discomfort of the speeding vehicle Sia managed to keep calm and her reasoning side up.
"This idiot" RM looked at me "God! you got to pick HIM" he stressed on me if I was some disgusting animal
I wish I could bang his head with the steering wheel that eh was so tightly holding.
But I am the better person here so I suck it up and heard him babble "from the entire universe." He cursed me earning an eye roll from Sia and a pout from me "the day you proposed the fake engagement he did not have the brain to turn off the mobile."
"WHAT?" this was a chorus yelling by Sia and me.
Raj gave a mocking laugh "yes apparently the end button was not hit by this stupid jerk and his dad heard the entire conversation."
"You mean..." Sia who was shell shocked did not get to complete the conversation.
"Yes" Raj said triumphantly "that means all the men in the family knew about your pretended affair."
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His Pretended Fianceé
HumorStatutory warning: the humour is intended for simple entertainment, author does not intend to offend any person, character or norms of society in any way. To pretend is to act. When we pretend to act like someone, we gradually transform into a perso...