Curbside $uicide

One: New friends

I was sitting on the curbside listening to $uicideboy$ eating a nice phat bowl of Cherry's I was people watching because I don't have friends so, I personally like to think of myself in other people's conversations
Some woman: "oi mate why the fuck are ye starin at me?"
Me: continues staring at the woman
The woman: "yer goin catch some fist ya cheaky cunt"
Me: "okay have a nice day! :)"

I looked away and spotted a man it looked like Kurt Cobain, no he's passed on couldn't be Cobain, maybe Enzo? No, BRIAN WELCH? Nope, wrong again... It was $crim. I got up not leaving my bowl of cherries, and walked over to scrim
"uhh, hey... Are you scrim from suicideboys?" (I didn't wanna seem like a fan girl)
"uhh, yeah who the fuck are you?"
"my name is LaVey.. I was wondering if maybe we could be friends because you're an I C O N"
"okay, what do you wanna do LaVey... My Friend"
That absolutely made me melt the way he called me his friend. Wow.
"Do you wanna come sit on the curb and people watch with me?"
"what the fuck. Yea why not.."
We went and sat down on my curb and talked about my encounters with Vkeif because they were quite memorable. I offered him a cherry, as I went to hand him one he slapped it out of my hand and looked in my eyes like I was trying to feed him people or something.
This angered me. If you haven't noticed by now I have anger issues so I grabbed a hand full of cherries, and stems and force fed him as if I was pumping his stomach at the hospital
"Yo! What the fuck is wrong with you? I didn't want any"
"yeah? Well I offered so you were going to eat one weather you wanted one or not."
"oh I see you ;) you're demanding. I like that"
"do ya now? Well you just ate your fucking cousin you weirdo how you like that shit?!?!"
"Ruby doesn't exist you crazy bitch"
"yeah because I just fucking fed him to you"
*awkward silence*
Scrim grabbed my phone out of my hand and as I went to grab it back and thump him in the forehead he said
"I'm going to put my number in your phone so call me later when you've calmed down and we can talk ;)"
"yeah what ever Enzo" I said as I snatched my phone out of his hand and ran home balling my eyes out.

To be continued....