Curbside $uicide

Three: Thats Too Much Sauce

*vrrp vrrp*
I felt my phone vibrate next to me i looked at the time 'hmm 3am" I thought to myself as I picked my phone up to see what was so urgent this late in the afternoon

Scrim: "hey I wanna come give u a piggy back ride to get some food and hang out."

'Christ' i muttered to myself
Me: "Jesus it's a bit early don't ya think?"

Scrim: "well yuh but I wanna come hang and get food"

Me: "what the fuck ever you weirdo"

Scrim: "I'm about to be on my way, jus look for the flashy muhfucka running Naruto style down ya street"

Me: "WOAH WOAH WOAH! You cant be running around all damn Willy nilly like that. You finna get spotted by someone and they're going to get offended?!"

Scrim: "zoom zoom bitch I can't run and drive. Bye. See ya I a bit"

'what a fucking igit' I thought to myself as I sat up in my bed 'now i have to get up and get dressed I'm pissed'
got up and threw on some socks and gloves I know it's August but I didn't want to underdress who knows where we were going.

*20 minutes later*
*knock knock knock kncok konk kconk*
I swung the door open, scrim stopped for a second stepped in closer then started knocking on my forehead..

"JESUS CHRISTMAS YOU ARE A CHILD" I said to him as my face turned cyan with anger

"u r anger, I like when I make you anger" he giggled "we are going to McDonald's let's go fuck head" he continued

"Okay" I said back aggravated

"Wait wait wait, you have on socks and gloves... Nothing else. Why are you so dressed up?"

"Because I wanted to wear gloves shut the fuck up and let's go"

We showed up to michdonyalds at about 2pm

"I know what you want scrim sit down you ran all the way to my house then all the way here" I said smiling but my plan was devious >:)

"Welcome to mcDicks"

"Hi, yeah, uh let me get a 20 piece with ALL OF THE SAUCE MUWAHAHAHAHAHA"

She gave me my nuggets so I ran back to our booth excited to see how scrim felt about what I had just done.
Pulled out only his 20 piece and handed it to him

"Thank you Momo" his grill gleaming in the florescent light
(Momo as in retard not that stupid fucking meme)

"Sure thing, 20 piece with no sauce :)))" I gawked "BITCH YEET" I grabbed the bag, lifted it swiftly and dumped the sauce packets onto his head "I GOT ALL OF THE SAUCE BITCH FYM NO SAUCE WIT YA DRY ASS"

i expected him to lash out. Infact that's what i wanted was for him to get angry but instead he looked into my eyes with defeat and screamed
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AHHHHHHH I AM DEFEATED HOW DARE YOU I SEE WHY THEY CALL YOU KIRA YOU MIGHT AS WELL WROTE MY NAME IN YOUR DEATH NOTE OR EVEN WORSE HAVE A 3 SUM WITH ME AND MY C O U S I N"
He started to tear up it was almost hypnotic, the way i just broke this grown man by throwing sauce at him, wow. I fed him bleach and he laughed. I throw sauce packets at him and he has an emotional break down in the middle of Wal-Mart. Hmm... Interesting...
I broke him.