Curbside $uicide

Five: Samurai duo

We were casually strolling the streets of my neighborhood and out of nowhere there was the woman who had threatened me at the beginning of the story.
Scrim stopped dead in his tracks grabbed a sword from my catpack, handed it to me then grabbed and loaded my pistol

"Look Vey, either you can draw your sword or I can put a bullet in her and then watch her bleed out. You choose"

"Ill take care of her scrim. She came for me when I didn't send for her, not you." I said as I Drew my sword from it's sheath and started twisting it around in my hand like I would a hoola hoop.

Woman: "OH GOD. NOT YOU!"

"yes, it's me. You wanna act all hard again? You got something you wanna say to me bitch?" I looked at scrim for approval about what I was saying. I just wanna know if I'm being an intimidating lil bitch or not.
He nodded in approval

Woman: "well.. what are you going to do to me? And why are you going to do it??"
She was practically shitting her pants.

"Remember when I wrote you in and you were talking shit?" I said with a smirk

Woman: "yes. But that was not my fault, you made me do it."

*brrrrrr* (buzzer sound)
"wrong bitch you have free will as a fictional character.. you're a disappointment and I refuse to have you in my story any longer" I said as I raised my sword and chopped her head off while scrim stabbed her in the stomach and twisted, mimicaing a Japanese suicide ceremony.

"How do you feel?" Scrim asked

"Uhh good I guess I dunno.. this story started out as a joke but now we out here doing real thug shit boyyee" I responded