BTW: If you don't like STUPID stories then don't read this one cause you will hate it and me!
There was once a girl named Amber. She refused to give me her yogo, I was mad. She couldn't find the bin and I got madder and madder and madder... and Amber met a sexy werewolf guy and they got married!!!!!!! Then her Vampire Boyfirend got jelous and they had a were-pire fight. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!! In the end Amber left them both cause she thought they were being to protective, and I was like WHAT!? They were being buttheads and were way out of your leauge, Amber. You should have been happy one of them was going to marry you, GOD!!!!!!!! SORRY JESUS... SORRY GOD... SORRY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Um . . . were am I?
You should know.
I know that voice! It's the voice of the Heavenly Yogo!!!
No. It isn't, it's Amber from the future...
WHAT!?
Yes WHAT!? I mean I am the Heavenly Donut version of Amber...
WHAT!?
I said I am the Heavenly Donut version of Amber...
I don't get it, so ... WHAT!?
I SAID I AM THE HEAVENLY DONUT VERSION OF AMBER!!!!
Okay... no need to shout, Mr. Heavenly Donut of Amber...
ARGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WOTH YOU I-
Everything is wrong with me, that's what makes me special... oh, and NO NEED TO SHOUT!
Don't roll your eyes at me Mr. Heavnly Donut of Amber!!!!!!!
FEEL MY RATH OF THE HEAVENLY DONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup that's me.
He Glared at me...
Don't you glare at me. I could kill you know because I am the one writting this!!!! Actually I think I will, oh wait I can't because I am too nice a person!!!!!!!!! BYE BYE, AMBER THE HEAVENLY DONUT AND . . . AND THERE IS NOTHING HEAVENLY ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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"Your Mother is a Vampire." said a voice in the distance. What!? A Vampire?, I think.
"Your Mother drank my tomato- I mean drank my blood ... ooohhh!" that same voice ...
THE END :)
BY ME!!!!
