Mordecai darted into the Kitchen screaming, and waving his arms rapidly around him in a frantic state. Rigby looked up from his bowl of cereal quickly, and gazed upon a panicked Mordecai. He could smell the sweat dripping off of Mordecai's forehead, and hear his heavy panting breaths.
He dashed towards him and said,"Dude what the heck! What's the problem? And don't you dare say the Yeti is acting up again because I'm still sore from yesterd—"
"No dude. Ok so I bought this book at a garage sale and there was this page with a picture of some kid and when I read it out loud to Pops the kid freaking jumped out of the book!", Mordecai said agitatedly.
"Where's Pops?"
Mordecai pointed to Pops quivering is the pantry his large pink head sticking out of the cabinet.
"Ok he's fine, but where's the kid?"
"Where did the book go?", asked a short kid in a blue vest wearing a hat with a pine tree on it in a nervous tone.
Mordecai and Rigby scrambled backwards. Rigby was speechless, and clutched the morning newspaper in his hand. Thoughts raced through his mind, who is this person, why is he here, am I sitting in a puddle of Pops's pee?
"Who are you?", demanded Mordecai with a squeaky voice.
"My name's Dipper. Where did that book go?"
Mordecai through a well worn black book at dipper. "Now be gone book demon." The book made a loud thud as it hit the creaky floorboards close to dippers feet. Dipper picked up the book and slowly walked towards a quivering Mordecai and Rigby.
"Listen I don't know why but this wizard guy put me in some book, but I need to get home."
Mordecai and Rigby stood up, and stepped closer to Dipper. Mordecai took the book from Dipper and inspected the front cover.
"Who's Pooranamar Poojuctins?"
"I guess he's the author, do you have any idea where he could be?"
"Poo Poo! He was my old 1st grade teacher. I think he lives in a trailer at the other end of the park", said Rigby.
An empty shriek polluted the air and every bird flew away holding their ears. Rigby rung the doorbell again, but there was no answer.
"Looks like no ones home."
Mordecai stepped past Rigby and turned a rusted handle to open a door that revealed a small stingy trailer full of various viles full of strangely colored liquids, and several large uniquely shaped plants. They entered the small room and the door slammed shut behind them trapping them in a sea of darkness. A red glow emanated from the corner of the trailer and the plants around Dipper sprung to life. They possessed large green heads with several rows of razor sharp teeth and they snap at the small group. Mordecai seized a pizza box and hit the first plant in the head shooting it backwards into the second one, while a deep powerful voice echoed throughout the trailer demanding,"Give it back."
"Give what back?", shouted Rigby.
"Dude what did you take?", Mordecai said to Dipper.
"I don't know."
The Second plant wrapped itself around Rigby's ankle and pulled him upwards.
"Think!", demanded Rigby while hanging upside down.
Dipper's eyes lit up, he reached into his vest pocket and produced a bright blue fountain pen with golden inlay.
"Give it to me", said the deep voice.
"Wait, if I give it to you, then you have to send me back home."
"Very well."
The vines around Rigbys ankle loosened and there was a soft thud as he hit the crusty floor of the trailer. A short bearded man emerged from the corner, and took the pen from Dippers hand. He snapped his fingers, the book shot open, and in a blinding flash the page became blank and Dipper returned to his home of Gravity Falls Oregon.
