hello, im just your everyday american bitch. white, thick, and bad as fuck. now sit the fuck down so i can tell u a story motherfuckers:
one day i was walking down to the mall with my best friend sauske. now we werent ur normal average bitches, no, we were BAD. she walked with her gorillaz tshirt tied in a knot above her adidas joggers. she was also, thick. when we walked, all the boys stared, mumbling "damn those bitches bad as fuck," and we said "we know, NOW GIVE ME UR MONEY," we screamed.
suddenly sauske toke out a gun and pointed it at them and they simply said, "roleplay?" they snickered. i kicked him in the balls and he gave me his wallet.
i then woke up from the daydream as we continued to walk. sauske put her hands in her pockets mumbling "sauske took my bitch i admit that nibba clever, but i made that nibba bitch wetter than the fucking weather."
i laughed giving her a look.
when we did get to the mall all of the shops were open and running, i was excited, wanting to spend all the money me and sauske get from sucking dick.
now u may be thinking, "what does this have to do with the story" it has nothing to do with the story so shut the fuck up.
anyways, when we were walking i saw none other than dbangz himself. i screamed at the top of my lungs. "AHHHHHHHHH"
then i fainted.
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Fanfictioni knew as soon as i saw him, i was in love. he was so thick, booty so juicy, eyes so beautiful.
