The Epic Tales Of Grammerin

Part One: The Origin Story

         Every good superhero had an origin story. Some are more exciting than others. While some superheroes are, say, struck by a meteor, or have their home planet destroyed, this is not that type of origin story.
         Our story begins in a small town in Michigan, with a young emo named Erin, sitting on her bed, reading yet another Tumblr post, complete with the horrible, memey grammar often seen in Tumblr posts. However, today it seemed especially bad, to the point where she actually had to go to bed before 12 A.M. because her head started hurting.
           Before Erin went to bed, she looked out her window and saw a shooting star. 'Oh wow,' She thought. 'A shooting star!' Then she went to bed.

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          The next morning, she woke up to the sun being entirely too bright. She got up and looked around her room, before grabbing her phone and laying back down.
          Later, when the need for food became greater than the need for Tumblr, she went downstairs, and made some despacito.

The end.

Wow, that was sad.

           Just kidding, she actually made some cereal. She also found a laser pointer. Which was weird, because what was a laser pointer doing in the kitchen. However, Erin wasn't one to question things, especially things involving laser pointers. Besides, ignorance is power when it comes to mischief.
          
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        Later that day, Erin was laying in her room, listening to music, and playing with the laser pointer, because she really had nothing better to do, when suddenly the laser pointer began to glow. Erin dropped it in surprise. As it hit the floor, a weird hologram of sorts began to play on her wall. A tall man with bushy eyebrows wearing a brightly colored mask began frantically speaking.
          "Hello," He said, " My name Grammerwin, and this is my laser pointer you have found. Using this tool, you must defeat GUP, for they have already ravaged my planet, and it is too late for me. However, I fear they may be coming to this planet, and soon. You must take the laser pointer, and the powers that come with it, and stop GUP before they take over the galaxy, and turn every life form in it into their army of mindless drones. " There was an explosion that Erin could practically feel through hologram, and then it went dark.
         "What the hell?" She spoke aloud, before jumping back. The words she had just spoken had appeared in the air above her, before turning bright green, and fading away.
          'Well that's new. ' She thought, before going back to playing with the laser pointer. Little did she know, that 'new' didn't even begin to cover it.

Hi welcome to this train wreck, it's for Panicatthetoasters fanfic contest, I'm sorry in advance.