Being Nicholas Robinson's Bed Sheets

Chapter 1: Wow It Actually Worked

As you near the end of your backpacking trip in the great ol' country of Indian you trip over a pebble and discover a mysterious cave. "Wowww" you say. Intrigued by this Opening of darkness you walk in filled with curiosity. You are caught by surprise by a Sensi looking ass bitch. His beard about the size of your ex bf dick, which was surprisingly long. "Welcome to the wishing cave!" He exclaims. The Wishing Cave? "Yes Ma'am you make a wish in here and it comes true." Bullshit, this is just another one of those folktales taught by generations of you nimrods. "Young lady I am aware of your large obsessions and intentions with this Nick Robinson?" Oh my fuck, how did you know are you some kind of wizard Harry? "No I can see your bag has his face all over it it's really hard to miss that" Heh oh yeah that, you smirk to yourself. "I grant you one wish, you can do anything you want with this Nick Robinson aye?" Well I've always thought about being a bed sheet on his bed because then I can smell him, see him , touch him... "Yeah yeah, okay I get the idea" Well let's try this stupid thing. You make a wish to become Nicholas Robinson's accessory to his bed, the sheets. Glitter fills the air and you black out. You wake up as a bed sheet. Woww would you look at that.