Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 5 episode 3
Dylan wants to set up a legal Assassination Service named:
Raphael: SCTNIDC?( Sassy Crazy Totally Not Illegal Drug Cartel)
Dylan: Why not? :D
Raphael: I thought it was going to be Assassination Services... Not drugs
Dylan: ...They're basically the same thing, right?
Dylan: Sassy Revengers?
Raphael: ... But-
Raphael: >thinks for the first time in his life< If Dylan actually makes a successful business... that means competition for MY business
... hmm... I'll just let him do whatever he wants.
Raphael: Nobody will hire you but OK.
Brian: Now we need an Architect to build your HQ
Dylan: HQ?
Jonathan: Inexperienced basta-
Chika(from 100,000km away, literally from another planet) : Darth Vader glare
Raphael: Donald Trump blast towards Chika
Raphael: Level up sis
Dylan: If we want to get things done, make a list.
After hours of planning...
Jk the planning only took 5 minutes, they just procrastinated
Lmao you thought their attention span was that long?
Dylan: So what do we got?
Keira:
Architect : Unknown*
Interior Designer: Unknown*
Plot: Unknown*
Plan: Unknown*
*( Not be be confused with the character)
Raphael: What did u do for a few hours?
Dylan: Private business...
Raphael feels his brain cells commiting suicide one by one due to Dylan's horrible planning
Raphael: I'll help then >thinks for the second time< it's not like me helping them is going to help at all...
Dylan: HA! I HAD TRICKETH YOU! MY PLAN WORKED!
Raphael: But you will have to pay me for helping
Dylan: Fine 😭 I have lots of cash anyways
Raphael: Must be fun being rich..
5 hours of actual planning and making calls later
Raphael: Let's get to work!
Dylan: IF YOU SAID THAT WHAT WERE YOU DOING FOR THE LAAT FIVE HOURS
Raphael: procrastinating like you
What has happened to Dylan? Will the Assassination Services be successful? Or will they resort to selling Chicken Nuggets? And will Raphael die?( So far not yet but no spoilers) Find out on the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
P.S: jmgjmgj350 wrote the chapter again! Props to him!
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