Sanders Sides One Shots

"How are you?" "G-gay."

***THIS IS A JOKE/CRACK FIC***

Warning: Like, one curse word
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Roman just wanted to get a snack, that's all.

But the universe had other plans for the prince. But alas, when Roman had entered the kitchen, he froze.

Virgil, who he had a huge crush on, was standing right there. In fluffy pajama pants.

"Take a picture. It'll last longer." The darker side said to th prince, jokingly. When Roman didn't reply, Virgil spoke up again.

"Hey Roman, how are you? Are you okay?"

"G-gay." Roman blurted out in response. The flustered side couldn't figure out either to say "good" or "yay" so, being on overdrive, he blurted out his sexuality on accident.

Virgil chuckled, which caused Roman to become even more flustered. Dear gosh, I don't think he's okay.

Roman looked around the room to look at instead of Virgil but then soon realized that Virgil was...

Well, shirtless.

The prince was becoming more flustered by the second. Almost his entire face was red and he felt like screaming.

And so he did.

"WHO HURT MY CH-Oh it's just Roman. You got cursed by the dragon witch again, didn't you?" Patton ran into the kitchen, holding a broom, soon setting it down once he realized it was Roman.

Roman saw the room spinning and getting...darker? Oh gosh. He's on over drive.

Aaaannd he fainted.

Luckily Virgil rushed over in time to catch him.

"What the hell Roman...." Virgil muttered under his breath, soon getting scolded by Patton for cussing.

What the other sides didn't notice was that Logan was at the table, just silently watching and judging them, muttering something along the lines of, "Gosh darn it Roman...Why must you be so idiotic..."

*Le time skip to...later*

Virgil was walking around the mindscape late at night when he saw a slightly taller figure in the hallway.

He soon recognized it as Roman because both Logan and Patton were in Logan's room cuddlin-I mean sleeping.

Plus, one of the lights was on in the hallway.

"Oh, hey Prin-" Virgil started to say, before soon realizing said side was...well....

Literally only wearing shorts.

"Roman what the fuc-" Was all the darker side said before fainting with a slight blush.

Just kidding, tHAT BLUSH WAS HUGE.

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This was based off a comment chain thing I had with Roxy50angel in the comments of my last one shot. They actually made their own version of this as well and it is hilarious and what are you doing gO CHECK IT OUT-

THIS WAS NOT THE THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE A/N BEFORE THIS THAT MIGHT NOT BE THERE ANY MORE.

Anyways, that is all!
(Also 'The Things We Used to Share' Just started playing. This is so sad Alexa play Despacito-)

-Taylor Jamie 💕