My little allegories and words of wisdom. If people like this I'll try to write down more.
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Being around a (friend) who is just plain immature is like eating too much lemon pudding. It's sweet at first but after a while it just turns sour and then you're craving some other taste or texture to go along with it like the merangiue or crust of a pie. Bottom line sometimes people just gotta grow a piecrust!
ED's, cutting, drugs, drinking...It's all an illusion of control. At first you feel like your the one driving that car, but slowly you realise that you never even were holding onto the steering wheel, and by the time you've realized that, you're speeding 100mph down the wrong side of the highway tied up and thrown into the back of the trunk...Whose steering now?
Trying to have control is like trying to hold onto a bar of soap; the tighter you grip it, the more it will slip away.
Being guilty over the little things like eating that third slice of cake is pointless, because you can't see it anymore anyways. Out of sight, put out of mind, happy tummy, every one wins!
YOLO - a loser's failed attempt to be wise and intilectual accept everytime they're stupid enough to use it everyone facepalms groaning at their idiocy. Bottom line- smart people don't say yolo.
"If I had a penny for everytime I..." No! Do you not realize what the economy is like right now! You try paying off your mortgage in thought pennies! "If I had a twenty for every time I..."
Wait...Where does that money come from anyway? The toothfairy? O.o
