SmAsh: so I've been talking to this girl...
Mickey: Ash your hand doesn't count
SmAsh: Fuck you!!! Shes an actual human being.
Hemmo96: What's her name??
SmAsh: Meredith
Cal: .... oh cool Ash
Mickey: yeah im proud of you and besides Crystal needs a girl to hang out with
Hemmo96: ARE YOU SAYING MY PETUNIA ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR GIRL!?!
Mickey: i never said that
Cal has left group chat
SmAsh: what the hell. Why'd he leave
Hemmo96: he has stuff to go do I guess...
Mickey: What the hell could he possibly be doing at 3 in the morning??
SmAsh: Yeah but Mike you always leave to go see Crystal at like 2 sooo
Hemmo96: Are you possibly meaning he could be sneaking out to go see a girl?!?
Mickey: Why are you so surprised? At least he's talking to an actual human being unlike you who talks dirty to his dog!
Hemmo96: oh you want to go there!! Let's talk about the time you left band practice to go sexualy touch your pizza!! And the time Ash spanked a toy pony with his drum sticks saying "who's been a bad pony?" so i'm not the only one here!!!
SmAsh: what did i do to get dragged into this?? I'm trying to eat and now im thinking about that poor pony :(
Mickey: Well maybe if you didn't beat it with your drum sticks it would be just fine!!
Hemmo96: Guys... Cal didn't leave bc of a girl...
Mickey: Then why'd he leave?
SmAsh: is he okay??
Hemoo96: He left because......
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FanfictionHemmo96: Um Ash why does you tweet say a guy has caught your eye? SmAsh: Because Michael told me that if I didn't post it he would pour toilet water on my face. MIKErowave: I didn't think you would do it! Hahaha SmAsh: go suck a toe Cal-Pal: he alre...
