person: did you notice that faces eat other faces.
people: oh dear
faces do eat faces
person: like just yesterday I bet someone had their face mauled by a hippo face.
people: xD oh dear lorde
person: so like faces must taste good.
people: they might taste good, you never know
person: now I feel like back when the dinos roamed they only ate the faces of each other and they just grew back new faces but one day the was a faces shortage so that's why they all went extinct. because they had an economic face shortage.
people: off that's weird
person: that would be funny as a news headline
people: that could maybe happen
person: like just imagine it
people: economic face shortage took out the great dinosaurs. I can imagine it.
person: and tonight we discuss the recent discovery that the world is going through an economic face shortage. the government strongly advises all people reduce the amount of faces they use everyday and remember with great faces comes great responsibility.
people: omggg xDDDD that is so perfect oh my goodness
person: see like I would laugh my face off if I saw that but then get in trouble for wasting faces right after they warned us not to.
people: CD omfg I'd probably laugh too.
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canabilistic faces
Humorthis is just a funny random story that I told over the messages and me and my friend decided to rewrite the story. we told it over messages and that's why there is person and people they represent us sending the messages to each other so like yeah t...
