Curbside $uicide

Seven: Loosing friends

"VeY wAkE uP nOw" scrim said pecking at the ground like that one SpongeBob meme

"Oi! Fuck off mate, I am asleep did you not just see my eyes closed and me breathing sleepily? Yes? Okay. Asshole." I yawned through my rage

"Listen bitch we had an agreement if you don't remember YOU do what I say, not the other way around. Now, since we understand. Get the fuck up. Now. Or else" scrim said

"Or else what, ya gonna crawl on the ceiling again? I don't care." I said rolling my eyes

"Or else I won't be you friend anymore. Try me bitch"

"Ha ha ha very funny don't play like that" I said trying to fight the tears welling up in my eyes

"Im not playin" scrim said with a look in his eyes

I was torn, what should I do. I didn't want to loose my only friend I this story but I also won't take shit from no one because it might excite young $uicideboy$ fans if I'm submissive. And that is not the aim of the story.

"okay scrim how bout we do this: you're not my dad, I'm not ur mom so how bout neither of us tells each other what to do?" I said taking into consideration that i could loose my only friend.

"Fair enough, but we will continue to verbally abuse each other or I really will walk out the door" scrim said

"Okay, cool faggot" I said shooting finger guns

Scrim grabbed both of my hands and swiped his leg up under my feet making me fall onto my back with a loud *poomp*

I thought I heard something like tapping so I kicked scrim I the back of the knee so he would fall onto the floor with me and told him to hush and it was someone knocking on the door

"Who the fuck is that?" I asked in a hushed tone

"how the fuck should I know? Go check" scrim slapped me upside the head then stood up and climbed up onto the refrigerator