It was a calm dark night. The doctor stood in the window of is bathroom. His garden was right below the window.
" The darn hair formula! Doesn't work at all! This is a joke!" The doctor yelled as he threw the bottle of hair growth formula out the window. He turned the light off and left the room. The bottle flew into the doctor's garden. It landed and broke on a squash. Hair started to grow on the squash. It grew eyes and legs and a fat little mouth. Its hair ran with grease. It smelled of a landfill. It was truly horrible. It leap from the ground. It waddled down the road and into town. It went from house to house slapping people in the night. The next morning the whole town woke up with the same slap mark on their faces. One man claimed he saw something that looked like a small hairy butt running through town the night before. The town was angry.
That night the whole town went to go hunt the beast. They had torches and rifles. They found the small being pooping in someones garden. When it saw the town it turned and ran as fast as its little legs could carry it. It randomly sprouted small fat wings and flew off into the night. Never to be seen again. Legend says that it grew bigger and it became the infamous bigfoot.
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VampirosI wrote this when I was trapped in a car and bored and listening to my familys terrible music and I was talking to my friend Tyler and I made this work of art. If you have a problem with me, go away and leave me alone. I only have 6 toes
