NuggetAuthor: Ok guys this is the third chapter. Tbh I wasn't expecting to actually make this a whole book thing but whatever, you people like it so I'm gunna continue. Oh and btw I NEVER edit my stories 💀 I just let my imagination go wild with no filter. Ok enough of me, enjoy 😉.
Narrator POV~
Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Jimin: how can someone just.... BE A SPRITE?!?!
JK: Mind = BLOWN
V: But. But how. I don't understand.
Suga and Jin: .........
RM: oh cool 😎
J-Hope: seeeeeeee I told you guys
Everyone was highly confused as to where she came from and wtf she actually is! But after the screaming and laughing and the mind-being-blown-ness, J-Hope took sprite up to the guest room.
J-Hope: how long do you think you'll be staying?
Sprite: I don't know 🤷♀️ I have no where to go so I figured I'd just live with you 🤩
J-Hope: but your a girl living with 7 boys!
Sprite: so?
J-Hope: ...... never mind 😂
After Sprite got settled in, J-Hope decided to take her to get clothes and stuff. They went to the mall when they found this cute summer store that Sprite seemed to like.
Sprite: THIS ONE
J-Hope: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh you'll get us kicked out.
Sprite: oops
Sprite had picked out an outfit that she really liked but then..............
Sprite: J-Hope?
J-Hope: Yes?
Sprite: how do I put this on
JHope: ...
Turns out in the event of Sprite being born, she doesn't know how to do normal every day activities such as putting on clothes yet. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
J-Hope: y- you don't know how to change your clothes?
Sprite: NOPE Hahahahaahah
J-Hope: ok. I'll teach you when we get home, just pick clothes that you think will fit you.
On the way back home J-Hope was starting to regret bringing her with him in the first place 💀 she is like a child in a hot teenager's body. Oof. Soon they arrived at home. Good luck Hobi 💀
J-Hope's POV~
What am I gunna do?! There aren't any girls in this house, the rest of the guys are gunna be perverted about it, I guess I'll have to *gulp* teach her myself.
"Ok. Let's begin"
Sprite: YAAAAAAY
"Now, do you know how to take off the clothes?
Sprite: That part is easy
Wait. What is she- OMG SHE IS JUST STRIPPING INFRONT OF ME HENDHDJDJDJJD HEEEEEEELP HELP HELP SEND HELP NONONONONO. HOW DO I GET HER TO STOP?!?!?!
"W- wait a second"
Sprite: done 😁
All I could do was cover my eyes. I just wanted to teach her, why am I getting punished T~T.
With my eyes still closed I started talking to her.
"Do you know what underwear is?"
Sprite: Yes
"PUT IT BACK ON PLEASE"
Sprite: Aye sir xd
"Ok, now put the skirt on just like how you put on the underwear"
Sprite: ok 👍
"Now. There are about 4 holes in that top, the tag is at the neck hole, that's the top of the shirt. Put your head from the bottom of the shirt all the way through to the top."
Sprite: Okie dokie
Much to my surprise she is actually great at following instructions, she did exactly as I told her to even though we just met. She seems to have a lot of trust in me.
" ok, the picture is at the front so make sure you can see it before putting your arms in the last two holes"
Sprite: ok. Am I done?
"Yes, you did really well"
Sprite: YAY
She gave me a huge and really tight hug. Sprite has always been my favourite drink but now she is my favourite girl. But wait hold on..... if I drink sprite........ WAIT A MINUTE. AM I DRINKING HER SIBLINGS OR SOMETHING?!?! I NEED TO ASK ASAP.
"Umm sprite?"
Sprite: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss?
"So, if I ever decided to drink sprite after I met you then-"
Sprite: you can still drink it, just not in front of me or I'll panic and think your going to drink me T~T
"Oh ok"
Thank goodness 😅
Narrator POV~
So after that very stressful lesson that was very difficult so sit through and took an unnecessarily long time to type, J-Hope and Sprite went back to the others and told Sprite not to tell the others about the lesson. They would never leave him alone about that for months. This whole situation had J-Hope thinking, "what else doesn't she know how to do?" It came around bed time and everyone but J-Hope and Sprite took a shower and went to bed.
Sprite: what's a shower?
