There once was a security camera who couldn't secure himself and, for a security camera you have to secure yourself before you can do your job. So the little security camera had to go on a quest of security and learn the ways of criminals because to catch a criminal you have to BE the criminal.
So the security camera when to the working security cameras and asked, "where must I go to get some of that sweet sweet, security,"
The bigger security cameras where angsty and mean, "Why would we tell you,"
And so with no leads, the little camera left the safety of the building and while crossing the road got rammed into by a car killing him instantly, crushing him. His Lense was shattered, along with his pride and lifeforce.
Well, there we go...
