Todoroki and Momo were both together at Disney. As they walked to Tomorrowland Momo thought it would be a good idea to go to the laugh floor because she's never seen the half and half boi laugh. As they were waiting for the doors to open everyone was shoved together. A man start to sneeze and got snot all over the back of Momo.
She created a frying pan and hit the shit out of the man. "You could have at least said bless you." The man said before he collapsing. The doors open and they all walked in and took a seat. As the "show" went on they showed people on a big screen. There was a person that looked like half and half bois dad and deku mixed together with a dad hat.
Todoroki started to cry because it brought back bad memories of when his dad and deku getting together that one time. Half and half boi was then shown crying on the screen and everyone started laughing. Momo tried to calm him down but he ended up freezing her with his one side and with the other side he blew up into flames and the building caught on fire.
The people mover was over top of that building and then building came crashing down along with the people mover. As the people mover started to slam into the ground in one of the carts there was a scream that sounded like a baby screaming. Mineta popped out and jumped off the cart while screaming.
With foam coming out of his mouth he landed on todoroki and screamed at the top of his little fetus lungs. He then grabbed a frozen Momo and tied up todoroki and took them away. They were never seen again after that.
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