chapter juan

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{ Jai }

"Luke what the fuck are you doing!"

"I'm using a dollar to roll this blunt. That's what the fuck I'm doing, can't you see idiot?"

"Can't you use something else? Other than money!"

"No."

Luke is such an idiot, I mean it's money. Who in their right mind would use a dollar to do that.

"James stop laughing you gay faggot." Luke said.

"Why are you using a dollar? I could have bought a candy bar with that." James said, he laughed after.

"There's nothing else to use, it'll be fine, James." Lukey Bukey Idioty said.

nothing else to use he says
it's gonna be fine he says.
God damnit why did I have a stupid twin?

"Luke, let a man do this." I said, with a smirk.

"Uh, hello look at me, I'm a man, do you not see this body Jai? You'd totally go gay for me." Luke said touching his stomach

"Hello no."

*James inhales the blunt of weed*

"You idiots are missing out rn." James said

"James shut up, and don't hog that shit, Luke get your ass over here."

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You know, I feel like we need someone in our house, a bad ass teen girl. Yeah, that's what we're missing!

But the last time we had a teenage girl here as our planner for going to fun places, she'd always get people fucking her up.

The boys prolly won't like this idea, but we'll work something out..

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"Luke, can we talk seriously for a moment? And don't say shit until I finish."

"Alright man." Luke said, jumping onto the couch.

"Okay so, I was thinking because all of us are idiots.. And don't really know what or when to use stuff.." I paused for a moment to see if Luke would say anything.

"Yeah, I'm starting to like this.. Keep going."

"I was wondering if we could have another teenag-"

"ANOTHER teenage girl? In our house? Jai have you not learned about our mistake we made about months ago? Clearly not! It was a bad idea and we can't do that anymore." Luke snapped.

"Yeah, but I know this girl, she's pretty badass. She knows everything, and here's the best part, Luke."

"What?" Luke groaned.

"Her mum is a police, her dad works with the government, and her brother lawyer. She can get away with anything illegal." I said in a smart way.

"Woah, you serious?" Luke had a surprised face.

"Yep, so if she smokes weed, drinks, does a murder, break in a house, etc. if she gets caught, her family proves that she did nothing." I said.

"Feel bad for the dude she dates. So, let's tell the others about this, I guess? I think it's a cool idea to have her."

Luke seemed happy to see that I told him about her.

As we told the others, we thought we'd bring her in by tomorrow, and take her shopping.

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"Hey i'm Clementine, call me Clem for short."

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