Eight: Pullin Sum Fuck Shit

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by wetbluh

by wetbluh

I jumped up off the floor, jumping a bit to high causing myself to smack my head into the wall

"Ow fuck"

"Hahahaha stupid bitch" scrim said curled up in a ball careful not to fall off the fridge

I walked into the living room to see who the fuck was at my house, I opened the door to see a familiar face. It was Madison. LIT.

"Hey LaVey what's Gucci, we gonna go pull some fuck shit tonight or nah?" She asked looking a bit worried

"uhh yeah but I gotta go get this child off the fridge because if I leave him here alone he might throw out all me sauce" I said breaking a sweat realizing who was sitting on my refrigerator, and the ways he could fuck up my life

"Yeah okay whatever" Madison said looking slightly annoyed

"ScRiM gEt OfF mY fRiDgE wE gOt sHiT tO dO" I pecked at the floor

"Fuck you I'ma bird ca KAW" Scrim started flapping his arms again

"Can you guys shut the fuck up and get ready? I do not have time for this bullshit okay? I got some weirdo telling me about him sucking his dogs dick" she paused looking a bit concerned about the man pecking around on my fridge "and he was talking about his cousin being hot so let's not fuck around, and let's FuCk ArOuNd if yanno whaimsayin ;)"

"oh, OH OKAY I SEE U GURL" I said

"So is we about to get freaky?" Scrim asked

"No what the fuck? Don't be so grim... We're gonna kill him huehuehue" me and Madison said in unison like unity from Rick and Morty

"WACCCKKKK I thought this story might actually get good, but I guess not" scrim said rolling his eyes

"Boy like I said before: I'm not here to get a bunch of lil suicideboys fans all 'hot and bothered' ight? This ain't no 50 shades of grey this is 3 grades of shey. Yanno what that means?" I said

"No I don't" scrim responded

"It means this story is litterally trash and idk why anyone is still reading it. Mmmmm k" I said clapping my hands in-between every word

"Okay I'm going to say this one last time. Shut the FUCK up and let's go you idiots, Jesus crack" Madison yelled at us causing me to run to my room slamming the door

Will we kill the dog dick sucker?

Will we spare his life?

Will we just never revisit this subject?

Cast your votes now