Curbside $uicide

Nine: The Reapers

"okay so.. we doing this or not? I don't have time for this shit" Madison asked

"Ye ye be be. We gotta go pick some people up first tho. We gotta have backup yanno i feel like if this kid is slobbin on his dogs knob and calling his cousin hot he might be into knife play and that's a bit risky." I said as I packed my catpack with my weapons

"Fair enough brobro" scrim said swan diving off the fridge into the kiddie pool filled with sauce

Both me and Madison froze, looked at each other and yelled "SCRIM WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YE DOIN? WHY DID YOU BATHE IN THE SAUCE???"

"well we bouta go do some crazy shit to some weird ass fuck talking bout his cousin on some gay incest type shit I needa get mad" he said whipping the sauce from his face

We finally decided to leave the house to pick up people and guns, yeah we have blades but it would make for a cooler mental image for everyone to be strapped up with guns and blades yanno?

First we picked up Topher, then we got Jay, next was nathan, followed by Josh, Amber, and Nick.

drive a little red escort so it was either lap up (which I wasn't down for because it's illegal) or strap some people to the roof

I drove, Madison sat shot gun, scrim, Jay and Topher sat in the back seat. Nathan and Nick got in the trunk and then I strapped Amber and Josh to the roof.

I made Amber and Josh put on camo tree suits so if we got pulled over they would just assume we we're getting ready for Christmas.

We arrived at this guy's house in 30 seconds

Scrim jumped out of the car, and tripped while running Naruto style to this kids door and started banging on the door

"Uhhh.. HOLY SHIT YO YOURE SCR..."

Scrim cut him off

"Shut the fuck up pussy boy. What's this shit about thinking your cousins hot?" Scrim said as he grabbed to draw his sword

"HEY! stop asshole I wanna end this kid." Madison ran up to the door smacking the shit out of scrims hand

"Damn bitch I was just tryna slash him a lil bit ion fuck with people doin no incest shit, crossin swords wit ya cuz is different but if you talkin shit about them lookin good or fuckin the same bitch at the same time you fucked in the head" scrim pulled out a soap box and actually started preaching

"Wait a second guys... I put the wrong address in the GPS.. fuuuck wrong house." I said feeling bad for this kid "listen dude, call the cops and we will be back and everyone will be getting out of the car and having a feild day ight? We have a man in the trunk who would be more than eager to slash ya throat"

Nick interrupted me "YEAH FUCK ASS I DARE YOU TO CALL 12 I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RIP YOUR JUGULAR OUT WITH MY FUCKING TEETH. IM 6 FOOT 7 INCHES TRY ME."

"okay, just please leave I am scared" the kid said

"Hold up bro, let's take a picture I just threatened your life by mistake. My bad" scrim said walking twords the kid

"Okay listen we will leave you here hang out with this kid, make it up to him. Play fortnight with him or some shit." I said jumping in the car

"Oi mate let me out the trunk since there's an extra seat man nick is huge and he's been humming to himself for a long ass time" Nate yelled out

I popped the trunk Nate got in the backseat and we started off on our way to this kids real house

When I pulled up to the first stop sign on the street the car started shaking like someone was jumping around, no one In the car was moving, it wasn't Amber or Josh because I would have heard the roof moving. It was nick.

"Hey are you good back there?" I shouted to nick

"duh duh duh COUNTRY ROOADS... BUH DUH BUH BUH COUNTRY ROOOOADS MUHFUCKA YEAH! FUCK YES! I LIKE THAT!" nick screaming sung in response

"Okay bud" I shouted back

Nick was singing the whole ride there

We arrived around 10:30 at night

To be continued...