Dad: I don't trust trees...
Son: why?
Dad: they seem a little shady...
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Waiter: do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No. but i'll wrestle for them
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Son: why are you so tired, dad?
Dad: I stayed up all night wondering all night wondering where the sun was, then it dawned on me
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Dad: i ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming. i went back for seconds...
Son: why, dad, why.
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Son: Im scared of speed bumps...
dad: You'll get over it. slowly.
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dad: when my wrist heals, will i be able to play the piano?
doctor: Yes, of course!
dad: cool! I've always wanted to play an instrument!!!
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dad: i think that scarecrow of yours should get an award.
farmer: why?
dad: he was outstanding in the field!
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dad: what did the bra say to the hair?
son: no.....
dad: you go an ahead, i gotta give these to a lift!
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dad: do you need an ark?
son: ummmm okay
dad: I noah guy
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dad: do we have any dop ted?
son: what dop ted?
dad: YOU! YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!
son: nice, dad...
dad: im not your dad.
lol bye
