dad: why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie? he was too far out, man.
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how do you plan a space party? you planet....
side note: when i told my friend, she said "it must have been a goodbye party for Pluto!"
lol okay then
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son: mom, dad..... im gay
dad: hi gay im dad!
mom: bill, stop!
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have you met my kid? he has my eyes.......i need them back.....
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whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize
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mom: honey, can i have a hand in the kitchen?
dad: *claps*
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I wouldn't buy Velcro, its a rip-off
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I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. I should've used aloha temperature.
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how do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints....
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It was really easy for me to read braille one i got a feel for it...
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