School Insanity

Chapter 1: What is Wrong with us? Summer Gives me Time to Think (Serial)

One thing that I hate: Summer.

Go ahead and think I’m a total nerd for not liking summer. The only reason I miss school is because it’s the only time I can hang out with my family.

And just so they don’t kill me for using their names, I shall use their nicknames or a codename.

My dad is Satan, and I don’t know who my mother is, Satan’s a total player. My sisters are Evelyn, and K.K. Evelyn is also my grandmother, she married my other grandmother, who I also married. I shall call my other grandmother, G.K. that stands for Grandma K.  My brothers are Mr. Ukulele Man (U.M.), and Rentaro.

G.K is another player, she married Evelyn, France,  G.K. (She married herself),  Felicia, and me. She also dated her own son, Satan.

France married Evelyn (Or something like that...), and dated Lucy who had Akashi. France is also my grandmother in law.

I tried to make an arrange marriage between U.M. and Rentaro. It didn’t work out very well... Rentaro didn’t agree and punched me in the stomach. I tried. (I still think they are perfect for eachother!)

Felicia is my girlfriend, just saying, and Satan is my ex., yes, I dated my own father before I knew he was my father (Like a boss).

Lucy and Akashi made sweet love, now Akashi is pregnant.

Wait. What the bloody hell? This doesn’t make any sense. How is my sister my grandmother? What is wrong with us? Stupid summer, one more reason to hate summer, making me think about the most disturbing ideas of how my sister is my grandmother…

And if you can’t keep up, I don’t blame you. I’m still trying to figure out our family tree. We also have family online too… but that’s for another time, and they are mostly just siblings.

Oh, right, almost forgot, Japan, she's my sister too. She's quiet, and hasn't married nor dated anyone. And Rentaro has a girlfriend named Sunflower.