Day 64: the deadpool jealousy strikes again

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A/N:

I had a whole week of sailing so that's y I haven't updated since last week.

I know it sucks

But

I will update more.

Day 64 : the deadpool jealousy strikes again ~ (26.7.14)

[everyone has joined]

Clint: DISCUSSION TIME

Bruce: wut

Clint: OK SO HARLEY AND WADE WENT 2 GET CHIMICHANGAS YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AND STILL. AREN'T. BCK

Steve: oh lord

Tony: *munches Doritos*

Sam: OMG DOES THAT MEAN THEY... AHEM AHEM

Clint: WUT

Sam: U KNOW... AHEM AHEM AHEM

Clint: *slowly shakes head* WUT

Sam: AHEM AHEM AHEM

Clint: *looks confused*

Sam: AAAAAHHHHEEEEEMMMM

Clint: CAN U JUST TELL ME WUT U FRIC-

Sam: DOES THAT MEAN THEY DID FRICKLE FRACKLE?

Clint: O.o

Tony: *munches Doritos*

Thor: wut does frickl-

Sam: FRICK FRACK

Thor: ... oh... ok

Joker: WUT?!

Arya: OMG IDK DOES IT

Sam: IDK

Nat: OMG

Becka: OK NOW I'M FREAKING OUT

Tony: *finishes Doritos packet* OH. MY. [BEEP] ING. GOD *opens another Doritos packet*

Loki: I don't c wut the big deal is

Bruce: yeah it's their life

Steve: is it just me or r only the girls freaking out about this

Tony and Joker: I'M FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

Steve: nope just me

[harley and wade have joined]

Harley: hey

Everyone: *awkward silence*

Tony: *munches Doritos*

Wade: wow, who died? Hehehe...

Everyone: *slowly turns 2 wade*

Wade: hehe heeeeh... gonna shut up now

Harley: so wuts up guys?

Sam: uhm

Arya: well

Nat: the

Becka: thing

Tony: *munch* is *munch*

Joker: THATUTWOFRICKFRACKEDLASTNIGHT

Harley: wut no gross

Wade: excuse u

Harley: no offence but EW WTF GUYS

Clint: WELL WUT ELSE WERE WE MEANT 2 THINK?!

Harley: IDK THAT WE TERRORISED A BANK OR SOMETHING?!

Tony: *munch* Y *munch* R *munch* WE *munch* TYPING *munch* IN *munch* CAPS *munch*

Loki: WELL SOMETIMES- oh u just robbed a bank that's ok then

Everyone except joker: oh ok no big deal then

Joker: u guys... u guys robbed a bank...?

Wade: YAH IT WAS AWESUUUMM

Joker: but... Harley and I always cause havoc 2gether...

Harley: well... this time it's different

Joker: oh...

[10 seconds later]

Loki: RIGHT IN THE FEELS

Sam: OMG NO

Tony: *munches Doritos sadly*

Thor: HOW DOES 1 EAT A DORITO SADLY

Tony: *munch* it's *munch* called *munch* life *munch* isn't that right Barthy

Bartholomew: *swings down from nowhere* *lands on Tony's shoulder*

Tony: the monkey has spoken *munches Doritos*

Wade: holy shiz where did that monkey come from

Sam: oh u haven't seen nothing. Heeeeere Dany Dany

Dany: *crashes thru ceiling* *lands on Sam's shoulder* *screeches*

Wade: *jumps 1000000* meters in2 the air* WUT THE HEEEEELLLLL *falls on2 floor*

Nat: lmao

Wade: U GUYS KEEP CREATURES IN UR HOME

Clint: eeyup

Becka: bc we're that cool B )

Wade: U GUYS R CRAZY

Bruce: says 1 of the most insane ppl on the earth

Wade: ... touché

Haley: HEY WADEY POO

Wade: pls don't call me that

Haley: AWW DW I HAVE PLENTY OF MORE NAMES 4 U

Steve: oh lord

Haley: *takes deep breath* WADEY TADEY PADEY HADEY GADEY FADEY SADEY LADEY MADEY BADEY ZADEY...

[3 hours later]

Haley: ... THE WADESTER WADEROO WADIE WAYDE AND FINALLY BBY- wait where'd every1 go?

Tony: oh u know that moment when u turned ur head slightly?

Haley: yah?

Tony: they left 1 hour after that

Haley: oh

Tony: so yah ima go now... *peace signs* peace *munches Doritos*

Bartholomew: *licks nose*

[tony and Bartholomew have left]

Haley: welp... looks like it's bck 2 writing Johnlock fan fics 4 me

A/N:

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