The crazy cruise

*Lucy wakes Natsu up gently*
Lucy- "Come on Natsu! Wake up! It's your birthday!"
Natsu- "Oh hi Lucy.....why are you waking me up so early?"
Lucy- "Because......"
*Lucy hesitated as Natsu's eyes widened*
Lucy- "WE ARE GOING ON A CRUISE!"
Natsu- "WHAT?!?"
Lucy- "Relax....I invited Wendy. She will do her magic on you."
Natsu- "YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH LUCY!"
*Lucy laughs as Natsu screams at her*
Lucy- "Well we should get going Natsu......go and get dressed!"
*Natsu nods as he walks out of the room with a red face*
Lucy- "I really am glad I met him."
*when everyone got on the cruise*
Natsu- "is that......Lisanna?"
*Natsu squinted his eyes and got red again*
Lisanna- "Oh hi Natsu!"
Natsu- "This gives me an idea..."
*Natsu runs over to Lisanna*
Lisanna- "Oh come here my baby!"
*Natsu grabs lisanna*
Lisanna- "Wtf Natsu...."
*Natsu picks her up and throws Lisanna off the cruise and screams "YEET"*
Lucy- "Natsu! You know she's so dumb she can't swim!"
Mira- "LISANNA!"
Natsu- "Here we go again..."
Mira- "GO DIE! HA HA HAAAAAA"
Lisanna- "I HATE YOU ALL!"
Elfman- "STOP BEING A BABY LISANNA AND BE A REAL MAN!"
*lisanna makes gurgling noises as she tries to curse at them*
Wendy- "I swear....I'm younger than her and she can't even do the doggy paddle."
Asuka- "YEAH LISANNA! HEAR THAT? LEARN HOW TO SWIM SO I CAN PLAY FORTNITE IN PEACE!"
Random person that got on the cruise somehow- "YEAH! LASAGNA! SWIM SWIM SWIM!"
Lucy- "please don't start chanting for her."
Natsu- "THE THING IS, HOW IN THE HELL DID HE GET ON THIS FRICKING BOAT?"
*illuminati music plays*
Asuka- "WHY CANT I WIN MY GAME AND TAKE THE L IN PEACE?"
Natsu- "Because Lisa Ann is a dumbass. That's why."
*Juvia comes up from the water and screeches *HEY SISTERS!"*
Gray- "MY BELOVED JUVIA HAS FINALLY AWOKEN!"
Juvia- "AND MY BELOVED GRAY IS LOOKING PERFECTTTT!"
*they hug as Lisanna is still suffering*
Jellal- "Hey Lisanna!"
Lisanna- "FINALLY!"
*Jellal holds out his hand to Lisanna as she took his hand*
Lisanna- "OOOOOWWWWW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
Jellal- "oh sorry.....I shook Laxuses hand before..."
Lisanna- "CAN YOU SEND SOMEONE TO HELP? STAT!"
Jellal- "no."
Lisanna- "I HATE MY LIFE!"
Jellal- "you should."
*hours later*
Natsu- "hey Wendy!"
Wendy- "Oh hey Natsu! What do you need?"
Natsu- "Can you cast another of those troia spells on me?"
Wendy- "sorry Natsu...I'm out of magic."
Natsu- "Can't you suck in air?"
Wendy- "Not for that spell. Sorry...."
Natsu- "Oh god....Where is the bathroom?"
Wendy- "Droy is in there...you know how long he takes."
Natsu- "I'll just use the deck.."
Wendy- "okay then..."
*Natsu ran to the deck like he was drunk*
Lisanna- "NATSU....DONT YOU EVEN DARE...I JUST GOT A HOLD OF THIS THING...I DON'T NEED YOU TO BLOW CHUNKS ON ME!!!"
*Natsu ignores her and happily blows chunks on lisanna*
Lisanna- "I'm still alive you know."
Natsu- "Shut up."
*to be continued.*

THE END!