Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 5 episode 4
Raphael calls Jonathan
Jonathan's phone: All around the Sta-cus plant, the stalker chased the bandit. The stalker thought all twas' fun. POP. Goes the bandit.~
Raphael: >to himself< That's weird..
Jonathan: Yes?
Raphael : I use my power as co-storywriter that you no longer have a gay personality!
Jonathan: YaY! I've been waiting for change, like, since forever! So what you call me for?
Dylan >shouts into phone< : I NEED HELP AND I HAVE THE MONEH
Jonathan: Shut up Dylan! Me and Raph are pro-photoshopers and pro 3D modelers! We are designing your Chicken Nuggets cafeteria.
Dylan: Let's play the waiting game!
3 months of mostly procrastination later
Jonathan: We have finally built it!
Raphael: Now you guys set up 'wanted for hire' posters and set out your taxes.
Keira: We can't do that...
Raph looks skeptically at them then winks at Jon
Dylan: What?
Jon: K main author? Make me gay pls
Raphael: Want to look at pro Assassins?
Dylan: ???
Smoke bomb (oh yeah)
They disappear
Dylan: 10/10 professionals👌
Keira: THINK! HOW WILL WE DO THIS?!
Dylan: Let's just plan like Sec 2! The notice board competition!
>Lindsay suddenly appears<
Lindsay: Who'll do the planning?
Dylan: Raph-- oh yeah... Let's get the materials first. The layout has been made anyway.
>The outcome was an 8 story tall office building<
Dylan: I'm sorry, but what da f-
Raphael: Impressive
Dylan: Told ya mine is better than yours.
Raphael: No.1: You took more than 5 months to plan it alone.
No.2: I have 2. An underground bunker and a 100 story tall office building
No.3: Me and Jon did it without procrastinating.
Raphael: Level up sis.
Dylan: Dammit! I have to make it better...
Dylan: I need to defeat Raph for once in my life... I NEED TO MAKE MY BUILDING ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF
THE WORLD
Dylan: Eff that old-ass pyramids, AND MAKE WAY FOR THE D-BUILDING
Dylan: I know it sounds weird BUT THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW
Dylan: >takes out blueprint< With this, Raph and Jon will WEEP WITH SHAME
Dylan: THEY SHALL ADMIT DEFEAT
Dylan: THEIR SPY ASSES SHALLETH BE WHIPPED AND KICKED-
Dylan: Okay that's weird...
Dylan: BUT I SHALL WIN
Dylan: There's no wasting time, I must-
Dylan: >calls a famous architect<
Yo, can I pay you lots of cash to ship your best building over
Dylan: >calls Ella< Yo can you decorate my building thanks
Dylan: And now, MY BUILDING IS COMPLETE.
Dylan: whew it's been a hard day, time to relax :D
Is Dylan's work good?(Tell us in the comments). Or does it suck? Will it be successful or will it collapse in a day? Find out on the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
Teaser:
_*Raphael dies_*
*_Jonathan dies_*
*_Everyone dies_*
Jk we were told not to make trick endings in school so nobody dies yay!
*_Except for Raphael_*
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