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(Y/N)'s POV
I was walking into the department to find Connor when I see Hank and Gavin dancing to meme songs they were singing themselves.

"At night, I think of you~~~" Gavin sang. He kept on doing the running man and pointing to Captain Fowler as he watched in horror.

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" Hank was, admittedly, terrible at singing. His voice was too raspy and low to get to the high notes properly, so it sounded like the kid who sang Oceanman in that one meme.

I noticed Connor in the corner of the department, paying no mind to what they were doing. He looked like he was setting up something.

"Connor! I got something for you!" I ran over to him. As soon as I got three feet away from him, he turned and looked at me dramatically.

He had a microphone on a stand in front of him as he danced a dance I knew all too well. He smiled at me and began singing as music played in the background.

"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I!" Connor sang. I had never in my life seen or heard Connor sing. I was actually a little scared.

"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this far with any other guy!" Hank and Gavin came up to watch the show, as well as everyone else in the department. I just wanted to give him a decrypted version of Rupert's journal, but now I have to sit through this admittedly awesome performance.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!" Everyone around me started dancing. I was now, really fucking scared.

"Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." Connor stopped singing as the music played. He signaled for me to walk over to him as everyone continued to dance.

"(Y/N), will you please make me the happiest android in the world?" He kneeled down on one knee as he pulled out a felt box. I put my hand over my mouth. Did he feel the same way about me as I did him? He opened the box to reveal a little piece of paper. It read in perfect handwriting...

"Will you help me rickroll everyone?" I froze before bursting out in laughter.

"Yes, Connor. Yes, I will." We then rickrolled the entirety of the department together.

The end.

(A/N)

Lol, I just wanted to get something out to you guys before the weekend was over. I found this amazing song through a video about memes, and it actually fits really well together. It would perfect as a song by itself. Comment "Yes" if you agree.

Also, I got the first chapter out on my Story Shifted book if you wanna read that.

Next update should be around 8/19/18.

Happy 8/18/18!

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