Mean Girls x Heathers crossover

Chapter I

*All of the characters of Heathers get technically transported to a place together*

Heather C: wait where the fuck are we?
Heather Mac: I don't know Heather

*Lights switch on revealing the vicinity around them. One side has red tables and chairs and couches with a snack bar the other has the same thing but it's only in light pink*

Veronica: um...
Heather Duke: da fuq?

*The author poofs in the room.*

Heather Chandler: okay who is she? And why are we here?
Author: Can it Chandler. Oh and I'm Taylor, this will be your "home" for a few days.
JD: sweet easy targets
*Reaches for his gun*
JD: wait
Author: *pulls out his gun* looking for this pretty boy?
JD: gimme it!
Author: as much as I would love for you to kill Duke or Chandler or the gay ones over there Veronica, Mac, and Martha don't deserve it
JD: Dammit
Chandler: but why do you want us here?
Author: because you have friends to meet. I already explained to them what's happening let me let them in.
*The plastics, Cady, Janis, Damian, and the mathletes poof in.*
Author: now go mingle, conversate, do some "dead girl walkinged" for all I care I know the gay ones keep condoms or just have unsafe sex. See you, oh and before I go...
*Runs to Janis and Ronnie and kisses them on the cheek*
Author: okay... go masturbate or something bye.

*Leaves then screams bc Janis and Ronnie were so cute* (I had too I'm not sorry)

Heather Chandler: well... she's gone. Um... as you know I'm Heather Chandler the mythic Bitch don't test me or I will cut you
Regina: I'm Regina George I'm the Queen Bee
Gretchen: **Queen Bitch
Regina: GRETCHEN NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR CORRECTIONS
Gretchen: *looks down*
Regina: *clears throat* excuse her. Well I'm vicious as you can see and if you get in my way I'll pounce on you
Cady: *nods*
Gretchen: I'm Gretchen I'm the Jewish Princess Jesus and I am loyal to Regina and will make her end your life. *Smiles*
Duke: I'm Heather Duke and I'm um... a boss ass bitch who is second in command to Heather and will also behead you.
Karen: I'm Karen. ...Hi... I like orandges... and dogs... that's it
Mac: Hi I'm Heather McNamara Ihavedeepinsecuritiesandihidethembybeingabitch but I'm a more innocent person than Duke or Chan just to let you know.
Cady: I'm Cady um I'm new to my high school I used to live in Africa-
Ram: if you're from Africa... why are you white?
Karen: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Cady: anyways nice to meet you also these are my Mathlete sons Tyler, Marwan, and Kevin.
Kevin: yo yo mathletes!!
Veronica: I'm Veronica Sawyer this is my boyfriend JD he may seem a little odd but you'll get to know him. And this is Martha my best friend she's too sweet for anyone.
Cady: cool! This is Damian and Janis they are both homosexual and I love them with all my heart.
Janis: Hey I'm still confused on why I got kissed but I'll live with it.
Damian: Hello!! I'm super gay and I like musicals
(Wait why am I Damian I just discovered my spirit animal holy shit)
Veronica: speaking of super gay here's Ram and Kurt they are jock assholes who are in love with each other.
Ram: are not
Kurt: no homo but I do like to cuddle
Ram: no homo... me too.
Veronica: well uh let's mingle!

I hope you liked it next chapter will be up soon
QOTD: Who's your favorite character?
Well you already know mine bc I kissed them but I love them all except JD and Ram and Kurt bc they hurt Veronica (but also Aaron bc he's basic) but tell me what ships you'd like to see and what BROTP'S you'd like to see. Thanks for reading :)