1. After soaking your hands in bleach, take your Albanian mongoose carcass and chop the flagella clean off. Then, make your way to the de-scaling station.
2. Descaling your flagella. This is a very delicate process and requires the utmost concentration.
3. After doing that, add some zizz to the flagella before the shredding of your flagella. This is possible by dragging it along the floor of a bus.
4. Next, moisten your flagella by showing it a picture of Trump.
5. Then, heat the oven to 2862876268.28277462783° Celsius, and begin burning your flagella lightly along the southwest pseudohypoparathyroidism.
6. After this, place your flagella gently inside of the oven, and crank it down to 70,000°C. Come back in 3 years, and if you followed the instructions correctly, your flagella should look like this:
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If so, then this is the perfect time to season. You will need:
• 3000g ear canal of a North Korean defector. • The movie Predator. • A midwife on standby. • 10 litres of hair
