The Great Album Escapade [Lashton]

I'm not wearing a Cobain shirt

AN: if you guys have any songs you want me to do just comment them :) they can be any 5sos song not just the ones on the album.

The bartender hands Luke another drink and Luke thanks him walking away to find Ashton. He spots the curly haired lad over by Michael and Calum leaning against the wall, probably talking about something stupid again. He walks over, forcing himself to stumble and look more drunk than he really is.

"Hi Ashy." He slurs pulling the older boy into his chest.

"Hey Lukey, what's up?" Michael and Calum smirk and the possessive drink boy and walk away to find some girls to talk to or something.

"I just wanted to tell you that I really like your Cobain shirt."

"Luke I'm not wearing a Cobain shirt what are you talking about?"

"Oh you're not? Sorry, I thought you were."

"Are you sure you're okay Lukey?"

"Y-yeah, I'm fine Ashy." Luke says stepping away from the older boy and almost falling on his face.

"Maybe we should take you home. You seem like you've had too much to drink."

"N-no! I-I'm fine Ashy! Promissssssss!" Luke says almost falling on his face again.

"Come on, let's go tell the boys were going home." Ashton pulls the 'drunk' boy over to their friends and Luke plays up the act even more.

"Hey guys," Ash says, "I'm gonna take Lukey home. He's a little, and by a little I mean a lot, drunk." Luke just giggles and plays with Ashton's hair.

"Haha, okay. Keep him safe buddy." Michael says patting Ashton on the back.

"Do you even remember your name?" Calum asks, the question directed at Luke.

Luke just smirks and mutters "trouble."

"Really? Your name is trouble?" Calum asks, Luke nods. "Have fun with him buddy," Calum says to Ashton before the two walk out of the loud bar.

"Lukey, we have to walk home because I'm too drunk to drive and Cal and Mikey need some way to get home so we can't take the care anyway." Ashton says looking over at the boy. "Can you walk properly or do I have to hold you up?"

"I can walk Ashy." Luke says smiling sweetly before trying to stumble down the road purposely going the wrong way.

"Haha, no you can't Lukey, come back here. You're going the wrong way."

Luke walks over to Ashton and puts his arm over the shorter boys shoulders while Ashton's arm goes around his waist. "I love you Ashy."

"I love you too Lukey. Now let's get you home." The two start off towards the 5sos house.

They walk in silence for a while, it's not an awkward silence though more like a comfortable one. Luke is the one to break the silence, "Ashy? You know that one song about living on a prayer or whatever?"

"Yeah I know the song, what about it?"

"I like that song. It's a really good song."

"That's nice Lukey. I like that song too, it's a good one." They walk in silence for a bit longer, "I think were half way home now Lukey."

"Ashy?" Luke stops walking.

"What is it Luke?"

"Why do you like me?"

"What's there not to like about you baby? You're perfect in all your imperfections."

"But you are so far out of my league. Everyone says I should lock you down before you figure me out and you run away."

"I'm not going to run away Lukey" Ashton says gently kissing his lips, "and I've already figured you out."

"You have?" Luke gasps in shock.

"Yeah Luke," Ashton says which a chuckle, "I know you're not really as drunk as you want it to seem. You probably only had a couple drinks."

"I'm sorry ashy. I just wanted some alone time with you. It seems like we never get it anymore."

"I know what you mean baby. It seems like Mike and Cal never leave us alone anymore."

"I think I'm pretty lucky to have you Ashy." Luke says before they start walking again. "You know, your so fit you make me insecure. You deserve way better than me Ashy."

"Yeah I do. I'm sure Mike or Cal wouldn't keep doing this." Ashton says with a pout and Luke knows he's been caught.

"It took you a while to catch on Ashy." Luke says with a smirk.

"Actually I knew it from the moment you said you liked my shirt. I don't even own a Cobain shirt. I just decided to humor you for a little bit"

"I was that bad huh?" Luke asks.

"Yeah Lukey. Why are you so insistent on acting out all of our songs that we can? It's kind of strange."

"Because it's fun and cute and I like to do it. Pleaseeeee Ashy, it'll be fun. I promise." Luke says with the best puppy dog face he can muster.

"You really wanna do this, huh?"

"Yes, Ashy! Please! If you don't do it with me I'll get Mikey."

"You wouldn't." Ashton gasps faking a hurt expression.

"I would," Luke replies voice fully serious.

"Okay, let's make a deal."

"What kind of deal."

"You can only do one song a week and I'm allowed to complain about it as much as I want."

"How would that be you playing along?" Luke asks as Ashton opens the front door to their house.

"It wouldn't be."

"Fine I'll just have Mikey do it with me. He'd act out the songs." Luke says storming up to his room and slamming the door.

"Well at least he'll be leaving me alone now." Ashton mutters to himself.