The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

I Don't Like Girls

This chapter is so fucking long.

April Ages 10-11

Dan Howell had his first ever kiss with Sophia Lillis.

And he was so happy.

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"Hey Dan!" Sophia beamed. The two were alone. Sophia noticed whenever she asked Dan to hangout around other people, they always interrupted. So she was going to ask him alone.

"Hey Soph! What's up?" Dan asked while smiling.

"Nothing really. So I was wondering if you maybe wanted to hangout, just the two of us?" Sophia asked nervously. Dan had a idea on what she was going to tell him.

"Sure! At the park?" Dan asked and Sophia nodded. She smiled and kissed her cheek. Dan felt weird after she kissed his cheek, it didn't feel like how it felt when Phil kissed his cheek.

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"I'm telling you! He definitely likes me back!" Sophia cheered. Sadie was the only one who didn't look happy.

"What's wrong Sadie?" Millie whispered to her.

"Nothing." Sadie whispered back. Millie didn't look convinced but nodded anyway.

"Do you think you'll become his girlfriend?" Lily asked as she was cuddling with Wyatt.

"I hope so!" Sophia squealed.

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"So you're hanging out with Sophia today?" Phil asked bored.

"Yeah! I'm excited, I think she might confess to me!" Dan said as he put a flower crown on.

"Wait what?" Phil asked suddenly interested.

"Yeah! Isn't that great!" Dan beamed.

"Yeah...Maybe I should come? I don't really have anything to do." Phil suggested.

"You can't. Mom said you have to do your chores before you could go anywhere." Dan said.

"Well maybe-"

Ding Dong

"That's her! Gotta go!" Dan said and rushed out the door. Phil was extremely upset, hoping to god she wouldn't confess.

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"Wait Wait, you had a dream about kissing Jaeden?" Finn asked confused. The three 'punks' were currently in Phil's room.

"I don't know how it happened! Look it was just a dream okay? It doesn't mean anything." Wyatt said.

"Was it like a makeout or a peck?" Phil asked confused.

"It was a ma- no it doesn't matter! I love Lily. It was just a stupid dream." Wyatt said while blushing.

"Fine. Look we have more important matters. Sophia is confessing to Dan today!" Phil said angrily.

"So you admit your love for Dan?" Wyatt asked.

"L-Love?! What no! I don't love him. Ew gross..I-I just want to protect him." Phil said. Finn and Wyatt all gave him the bullshit look but didn't bring it back up.

"Well what are doing to do?" Finn asked.

"Nothing..I'm just going to pray to god she doesn't confess."

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"I really like your flower crowns Dan." She said and Dan blushed.

"Thanks." He said. The two went to the top of the slide and sat down.