Have you heard the story of Sir. Fartsalot? no? well it is extremely critical for your knowledge.
once upon a nice horse back rid, Sir. Fartsalot was pushed off his stead.
"HEY!" he yelled
"you got a problem?"
"no" said the man
as sir. Fartsalot was on the ground, the man hovered over him and pulled out his dagger.
he put it to his neck and said in a deep voice
"pick your nose"
"ya right" said Fartalot
the man pushed the dagger deeper into his neck
"pick your nose"
what could he do he had a dagger to his neck
so he picked his nose
'ha ha ha ha"
yelled the man
than put on a serious face
" now eat it "
what could he do he had a dagger to his neck
so he ate it
than the mam cut a swift mark that would scar
"to remember this amazing lunch we had together"
the man put his dagger away and got back on his horse
than rode away laughing till the sun set
but poor sir. Fartsalot just sat their sill as a rock in shock
and he still sits there till this day
THE
END
