Fujioka #2 (OHSHC Fanfic) [Under Construction]

Chapter 5.5

*In the clinic*

"Wow, she sure must have the guts to face Haninosuka-sama." I heard feminine in voice say. I fluttered my eyes open seeing one or two blurry figures towering over me. They looked like marshmallows. "Marshmallow?" I said tilting my head slightly as I was still on a cloud, (bed). "Seems like the medicine is working, hello Haya-Sama, you are currently in the clinic." One of the marshmallows (nurses) said. I just nodded assuring them I'm ok.

"I'M FINE WHITE-SAN, AND I WILL BE GOING!!" I said getting off the cloud and onto the yellow brick road, as I exited Marshmallow land. As I slammed the chocolate bar door,I looked around. I see glitter, rainbows, and everything cute.

I walked down the road of cookies (the halls) I finally reached a graham cookie door and opened. But as I opened the door, a blinding light came and everything became slightly normal. I saw Kyoya, Tamaki, and Honey but the rest just looked like sweet food.

"Ah yes, Haya is our brutal yet beautiful type, though that's only her temporary name." Kyoya said adjusting his glasses towards me.

"Ok, what's happening?" I asked. "Kyoya is explaining the varieties of hosts their can be. Apparently I'm the natural type, and your the brutal yet beautiful type?" Haruhi said sort of figuring out the last part. "It's all about variety." Kyoya said holding out a blue rose. "Ouch!!" I said as someone threw me a bouquet of thorny red roses.

"Who threw that! Was it you Mr.Orange!" I said pointing at the man with the orange face and head. "Mr.Orange, are those the steroids acting up?" The orange spoke. "What?" The little brownie (Shiro) asked in the oven (cage). "Really is that the get you can do?" I hear a familiar voice say, Renge.

The ground began shaking, and an opening with Renge appeared. "I thought this place was a music room?" I said sitting down not the floor. "I know right!" Haruhi's voice said but it came out of a pop tart. "Here, let's help." Two Mr. Oranges say as the bonk me on the head. My vision clears up, making me see the host club and Renge.

"For his selected quality, it should be a Boy-Lolita, due to his age, but it was already taken by Honey-Senpai." Kaoru stated as Hikaru just agreed. "Does that mean you are gonna replace me?" Honey said as tears flowed out of his hit brownish eyes.

"Sorry to interrupt 'girl' and gentlemen, but what is with the lack luster-character analysis?" She spoke with an awkward tone. She spoke like she was correct, which I suppose she is wrong. The host club does not lack lust, it lacks RAINBOWS, GLITTER, AND SPARKLES----wait I think we have sparkles down.

"I must say, I'm quite disappointed and I though I taught you better." She said with her tone of superiority. "Excus é mwah!!! You nearly killed me with a knife, and you never taught us anything! You made us shoot a movie!" I scolded her but she ignored me. "True, but then she knows what girls want. So what do you propose we do Ms.Manager?" Tamaki asked as the host club, excluding Honey, listened.

"Ahem, I think he should be boy-Lolita but a different type. For example, the little bad boy or naughty ---" but Renge cut me off, once again ignoring me. "YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG! Now listen up many girls have things for younger boys or boys with baby faces. These girls would be considered Shouta fans. Shouta can be broken into many sub categories, which includes boy Lolita's. For this specific boy, he would he the naughty type." She said as she pointed at Shiro.

"You just took my idea!!" I shouted at her. "Nu uh." She said. "Yuh huh." I retorted. And so went forth our battle.

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