PUPPETS AND PUPPETEERS (TVD and TW crossover) [1]

16) and i thought yesterday was bad

(Outfits Above)

BY THE TIME Lydia, Maddie and Katherine, who shortened her name to Kat, got to Beacon, they went straight to school. Lydia went off to go see Allison and Maddie and Kat went to the girls changing rooms to get changed before going to the boys locker rooms to find Stiles and Scott. Maddie felt more confident after being back to Mystic Falls. She felt recharged.

"Hey, tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum." Maddie said with a smile as Katherine checked out the other boys. "Hey Maddie, hey...Maddie? Is it just me or am I seeing double?" Stiles said confused and Maddie laughed.

"No. This is Katherine, my doppleganger and the Petrova Slut." Maddie said and Kat hit her over the head. "Oh, I'm so sorry. I meant whore." Maddie said and Katherine growled causing Maddie to growl back before the two dropped the act and laughed.

"I was at work the other night, a guy just disappeared. I looked everywhere, It's like he just walked away. Left his car, his dog." Scott stated. "Was he like- did he- could he have been a virgin maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he, you know, virginal?" Stiles stuttered out and Maddie looked at him in confusion.

"Why do you even want to know?" Maddie asked and Stiles threw his hand over her mouth and looked at Scott expectantly. "No. Definitely not, Deaton makes me have sex with all of his clients, it's a new policy." Scott said with a wide smile and Katherine whistled. "Maddie, turn into a wolf and pretend to be sick so I can take you to the vet and get laid." Katherine said to Maddie.

"That's gross. Besides, Caroline already has dibs." Maddie reminded and Katherine sighed looking around at the shirtless boys. "I don't care. As long as they're not a virgin, I'm so in." Katherine said and Maddie rolled her eyes. "Of course you are." Maddie mumbled before the tuned back into Stiles and Scott's conversation, both immediately wishing they hadn't.

"-You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? I need to have sex, like right now, someone needs to have sex with me, like, today, someone needs to sex me right now!" Stiles said slamming his locker closed and Katherine looked to Maddie. "Ha ha ha Kat." Maddie said sarcastically and Katherine giggled.

"Alright, I'll do it." Danny's voice said and Stiles screamed as Maddie giggled. "What?" Stiles asked, his voice gone high. "Come to my place at 9.00. Plan to stay the night, I like to cuddle." Danny said cracking a grin at the Gilbert who was now on her knees clutching her stomach as she laughed silently but hysterically. Katherine was above her, patting her shoulder, trying to get her to calm down.

"Oh...that's so sweet. Are you kidding?" Stiles asked and Danny gave him a blank look. "Yes. I'm kidding." Danny deadpanned before walking away and Maddie laughed harder. "Okay, you don't toy with a guys emotions like that Danny, it's not attractive." Stiles finished before looking to Maddie who was now coughing from laughing too hard.