one lovely evening, me & Jake were sitting by the sunrise with lion costumes on. When suddenly I noticed his legs.
"I just couldn't help myself" I said roughly to Avery.
"I know, just get the fuck over it and stop worrying about his legs"
"I just want to snip his legs off. They are just so cute and skinny, like I will get scissors and just be like snip-snip muda fucka."
"you have some serious fucking issues go get help" says Avery while giving me a fuck you look.
Me and Jake are going on a date to NYC.
I look at Jake while we are in this dirty ass smelling taxi
"so, do you mind me telling you something?"
"No!, not at all." he says while wrapping his arm around me.
"okay so I kinda ha-
"A PENIS? I KNEW IT" he says loudly
"WHAT? No! just stop cutting me off and you'll understand"
"okay damn I'm so sorry" he's saying while trying not to cry
"okay.. so back to what I was saying is that I have a slight obsession over your legs." I'm trying to say without looking at his legs
"what the fuck Megan"
"well sorry. Your legs.. their just so perfect standing there. & I wanna snip them off with a pair of scissors"
"uhm okay" he's says while lifting his arm from above me.
The day contiues to be gay.
Me and Jake start walking to the city again.
"DAMN THOSE LEGS OMG" I say in my mind
"so sweetie, watcha thinking about?"
"oh nothing..no..nothing at all!" I'm trying not to get caught.
"are you sure?"
"yes, now stfu"
The day ends and we go to bed.
"I'm taking a shower" I say while wanting to fuck up his legs.
"k."
I start walking away all quiet.
30 minuets later
I start getting out of the shower and I notice that Jake is asleep.
I walk over to the bed while getting dressed. I feel the urge to look at his legs.
I sit down on the bed and think. I suddenly see scissors.
"no Megan , stop."
I say quietly to myself
I run over to the dresser and get the scissors.
"MUAHAHAHA"
I go over to Jake and I start to get closer and closer to the legs.
I start to snip & Jake wakes up.
"MEGAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? ARE YOU CUTTING OFF MY LEGS? YOU BITCH"
"IM SORRY, ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS YOUR LEGS. THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. IM SORRY BABE"
"just get the fuck out."
I get up, throw the scissors at him and leave.
"BYE"
20 seconds later I hear "BYE STUPID LIL BITCH" going down the steps.
