Me: Hi there!
Customer: Yeah, can I get a pack of cigarette?
Me: Sure! What kind do you want?
Customer: Just a pack.
Me: Yeah, but what kind?
Customer: A pack. Just get me a pack.
Me: Uhmm, can you be more specific? We have different brands and sizes for cigarettes, you see.
Customer: Get me a red pack.
Me: uhmm Okaayy.. uhh, so do you want *insert cigerette brands here*? Which one of those brands would you like?
Customer: NO! I SAID RED PACK! MY GOD! ARE YOU DUMB?!
Me: No, but I know one of us is and it's certainly not me.
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I told my Manager I'm quitting. He laughed at me.
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Retail Life
HumorA one-shot collection full of dark humour, sarcasm, and struggles of people working retail. From watching shop-lifters walk out the doors to customers pulling out money from their boobs and calling it 'pockets'. All the nasty, harsh reality, and t...
