A Subnormal Story

Chapter 11: Raúl search employment - The subnormal castaway

In 2030, Raúl was licking a brick when President Salocin Orudam suddenly arrives and asks him and Eleazar to pay the subnormal taxes since they were carrying a quantity of debts against the government for massive destruction of private property, massive robberies, biolathyhonz, telephone jokes, minor murders (which is a minor fine but still wanted to take into account) and extremely massive loss of dignity and virginity (this only with Raul, unfortunately), therefore the number of money owed was so large that it was humanly impossible to read it, and if they did not pay the money, they had to go to the Prison (for the hundredth time) for life, in solitary confinement (so that they would not be allowed to play Solitaire or Minesweeper) and without possible conditional freedom. Raúl and Eleazar are forced to look for a full-time job of 50 hours a day and 20 days a week, so they buy a newspaper, but they remember that Raúl is allergic to newspapers so he vomits (yes, he I had eaten it) and look for the New York Times newspaper on the Internet in the section where they offer jobs.

Raúl gets a job where they pay you for eating sausages, so he calls the number that came out there and they answer him: "Hi, yes, here is the place, we pay for eating all kinds of sausages, be they sausage, blood sausage and this joke can not be done in English. We also pay for eating bananas and cucumbers and drinking milk." Raul tells Eleazar but Eleazar did not want to because he was not hungry at that moment. Then he thought it over and realized what that job really was and wanted to arrest Raúl, but he had already left so he called Car to look for Raúl before he arrived for the job, but when Raúl arrived he had been traumatized and it was too late, but at least I had the money, but in cents. They counted it completely and they were 2000 dollars in cents (I mean 200000 coins). They got into Car and took the coins in the suitcase (without consider that Car's suitcase was his ass), and stopped for a hamburger before continuing to look for the jobs, but when Eleazar returned to Car, he saw that Raúl Raúl was very fat, and when Eleazar asks him why he is so ball, Raúl replies that he spent all the coins in a cocholate vending machine, then Eleazar hits his head doing a facepalm, so strong that his hand went through his head and reached the moon, where he accidentally hit the Cumbier Marcian (making a cameo) and when his hand came back fell in the face of asshole Raul for the fag who had just done and was They ran out of money, and the worst of all is that Raul had eaten so many sausages for nothing.

They had to take Raul to the vet to do a liposuction and when they left they looked for another job in the newspaper they were seeing on Car's radio, and found one that was to receive kisses from pretty and sexy girls to try some lipstick of a new brand , and they did not doubt it at all and they were as fast as possible. On the way the radio stations were changing, Eleazar wanted to put the football but it took away the sound because the commentators did not like him very much, but Raúl insisted on changing the channel and put the station on the radio, which caused him to it will stop your heart (and also something else) for a few seconds. When they arrive at work they meet with Mía Khalifa, who tells them that there is only one job available for the job, so they had to decide to see who should have it. Raul and Eleazar argued so much that they started to fight, and while they were fighting like assholes, someone smarter than them came and asked for the job.

Raul and Eleazar went like assholes and preferred to go to get drunk at Moe's bar, but they see that on television they were giving the program "Who wants to be poor?", A program in which you literally lose all your money, and They just went for the final question and the old man said to the participant: -If you answer this question correctly, you will lose 2 million dollars, but if you make a mistake, you will go down and only lose 500,000, but first a commercial. Are you fed up with being a slave to the economic economically economical economy? Well do not wait any longer, go from seeing commercials to doing commercials! You just have to come to our offices and present a good product, you can receive up to -5000 a day! But that's not all, if you call now you can receive up to -20000 per second! - and as usual, Raul, who does not have enough capacity to understand the economy, goes to the office and presents his products with Eleazar.

When they arrived at the office, they met the YouTube CEO who had been fired years ago for the time when Black Whatsapp Guy saw him when Raul came with him to his office, since his superiors said that the I was doing it at work with all will and decides to take revenge on Raúl, then he tells Raúl that he will give him a payment bonus because they already knew each other, and instead of paying him -20000 dollars per second, he would pay him -20000000 per millisecond, and Raúl, who did not know what it meant, he accepted the deal and was thrilled without even knowing what the hell was going to happen with his life. Raúl begins his career as a novice professional publicist and makes several commercials which he publishes on television without even being reviewed. The first product was a whip of sausages, with which you could slaughter your enemies and thus etzcxsite them, but as it was a failure Eleazar ate it and began to publicize the Sucknana, which was a banana (with voice of p3d0ph1l3) which was injected the milk and sucked by squeezing it. The first editions were made of plastic and there was also a limited edition that was made of metal. Then Raul publicized the special rubber, which was a lethal weapon, especially if you used attacking from the back. Then together with Eleazar they made the sweet potato and the salty pudding, which were a great success and they were asked to export them to Soviet Russia, but as they wanted extra money they did it themselves.

They get on the plane while Eleazar listens to a cumbia on his wooden board, but he gets a publicity of regayton and a furious crowd (yes, inside the plane) arrives and they ask Eleazar who was the asshole who was listening to that shitty music, and he says it was Raul and what They pull the plane, but they realize that the plane had not even taken off, so everyone in the crowd is left with assholes and commit suicide by throwing themselves from the plane, but they realize their stupidity again and decide to commit collective suicide , and they make a draw, the one who committed suicide first earned an amount of money accumulated among all, and they raise 5 dollars, Raúl wanted to participate but Eleazar told him that he was going to pay him 6 dollars if he did not, and The guys realize they're immortal and commit suicide (fuck logic). After that stuffing in the story, Raul and Eleazar are left alone on the plane, alone because even the driver was shot by imbecile, and preac in sanid. After trying Eleazar try to drive and make anemergency  scale in North Korea. They then take off after refueling, but collide with another plane for not honking and falling on a desert island and dying.

Two seconds later they revive because yolo and the Black Whatsapp Guy arrives which had been taken to that island before by the CEO who had injected an anastasia (which is like anesthesia but more richy) for wanting to take revenge on them, then the Black Whatsapp showed them his mainhkra house that was made to survive the cannibals of The Forest, and also taught Wilson, his favorite ball. They make a raft with the remaining mainkhra wood and four oars, but Raúl was hungry so he ate one, but it did not matter since the Black Whatsapp Guy uses his own. When they try to swim, Black Whatsapp Guy paddle touches the bottom floor of the sea (which was about 20 km away) and lifts the raft 2 km up into the air, and took advantage of the impulse to fly and fall to his house, where was the Polipopo along with those of Resident Evil destroying his house and taking everything, including his collection of Potatoes.