part 1.0

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THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT LAUGHS AND JOKES NOW GOODBYE AND OOF

alrighty bois said the hotdog he grabbed his mustard and ran off to the sunlight and screamed *IM A HEROO* katchup ketchup went to hotdog boi and said *heya dude you forgot your roblox oof* so hotdog grabbed the oof head and slide down the hill and screamed WALMART and dabbed on them people

they go into a castle full of bad soggy foot lettuce and they attacked hotdog and katchup ketchup they ran off and said *thats no good* sonic reference by the way but back to story

hotdog grabbed his NUT and he put it it in his room collection sincr he founds alot of peanuts on the ground  and they were werid shaped and then a gorilla named shawn appeared and started eating katchup hotdoggy boi was sad so he...

he grabbed his nut collection and went goku other trash animes here and he one punch man the gorilla but the gorilla had got oofed by a other guy named boonie and floxcy and they oofed and play mineroblox

im kinda running out of ideas so they sleep and the bugs bite out of nowhere and hotdoggy sees katchup splatter all over the ground and hotdog is now crying hotdog kisses katchup before he meets heaven but really the soul got pulled down so rip kootchup

welp i have to add a character since this story is boring so i add....

shrook and shrek and spook people so he jumps in window and hotdog oof i sides and falls of window hotdog is now bleeding mustard and shrook took hotdog to a picnic and a person ate him up the end... NAH SYKE

shrook chasing me! wahat i do?!
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(10000 years later)

its now day 1 minute and the wild goose shrook has took over my room touching my legos and im afraid he will steal hotdog big nut collection so i grab shrook and throw him into the wall smashing wahluigi and hes beaming his power up but then out of nowhere since nobody this far read this part of the story so i add succerman (please dont take this story to the fire) succerman kahmale hamale kamale wahluigi but he bounce back like when he stole mario boyfriend luigi so wahluigi takes a dank meme and kills succer man hes on the ground weeping for more help and hotdog crawls to wahluigi and kisses his leg and hotdog rises up to heaven but he forgot his mustard so hotdog went back into body and woke up scaring wahluigi but he bounce back so the legend was true he was here and also trash anime joke here and just saying random stuff to make story longer but hmm maybe we add hotsoggyy Aha! i sould hmmm alright ill do it so hotsoggy bashes hotdog head out of nowhere and bashes his head on ground....

wahluigi gives him the glitch slap and hotsoggy is gone wow what a good oc of mine but hotdoggy boi was ded so he went to hotdog land wahluigi rises up and cries like in the anime but wahluigi becomes edgy and destroyed the macdonalds the burger king foot lettuce and also a kid called anthony but he kinda lost his icecream so he buys more cream but anyways

wahluigi gives him the glitch slap and hotsoggy is gone wow what a good oc of mine but hotdoggy boi was ded so he went to hotdog land wahluigi rises up and cries like in the anime but wahluigi becomes edgy and destroyed the macdonalds the burger k...

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sadly that was  the last image of my popsicle wait no! NOOONONONONONOO! wahluigi smacks the life out of meh now im itno heaven wait!

mr stark i dont feel so good

wahluigi numba oof and he will take over this land muahhahaha now how do i kiss hotdog and he will cone back?? hmm wahluigi spam B bringing him back to the main menu but he did not save sadly the story starts norma-

you tought it would be over huh?

you tought wrong boi now read this story wait your already reading it but i hope yoy enjoyed my story i like chili hotdogs and relish on them but dont lie but-

nah syke lamo van fam wahluigi hacked the roblox minecraft christan server game

....

why dont i feel so good?

WHY AM I DISSAPAIRING EEEE

noooo plz halp

sir fam lmao narrator no halp for you wahluigi for smash

now lets OOF

NO! WE ARE NOT DONE THOT

begone wahluigi thot i will sumon the oof card

he is manly big van lamo yah we fight this last battle and the story will go and not feel so good and i will be freedom but i just want a fight ok? ok!

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he is manly big van lamo yah we fight this last battle and the story will go and not feel so good and i will be freedom but i just want a fight ok? ok!

wahluigi lets foight pew pew ding dong bam boom bippity bop oof errerere

ahahahhaha you have been deagled narrator now you must pay 100 coins or give meh the succerboy back we were friends this whole time ahahaha

nononononononono this cant be happening nononoonono please no im turning to dust PRESS B EEEEEEE

WAHLUIGI WHY MY LORD wahluigi says waluigi for extra smash and you will vote for me into smash thot narrator

FINE FINE but lemme draw hotdoggy boi back into the thing tho i miss him
aaand hes here hotdoggy boi smashes luigi and the story may be better than fifty shades of fifty shades my phone is dying oh crap!

wait bois brb i gonna fam lamo van someone bois eeeeee

while narrator gone hotdoggy lemme smash wahluigi says but....

no u

okay now ill stop doing the skip line thingy thing but its kinda fun but anyways if you liked this story and also please dont hate im just doing this for fun oh by the way i just wanted to show that for real wahluigi for smash or i will smash you in suoer smash bros gooodbyee and i dont feel so good and my head is going now my last words are.... syke you got the wrong nut collection oohhh he goot the oof but anyway

byeeee i hope you enjoyed the story and ill say it again ONLY FOR JOKES AND LAUGHS

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