tïñŷ dîk mästêr- you can't fun her becuz she got herpes,AIDS and STDs
Shrek was in shock....he couldn't believe that he couldn't fuk a little pig girl
däddŷ måstër $hrêk- soo....what you saying is that-
Shrek was interrupted by a knock at the door
Knock knock knock...
Both shrek and George looked at each other... obviously not knowing what to do
tïñŷ dîk mästêr- answer the door u dumbass
däddŷ måstër $hrêk- doo's it look like i foockin' live here?
tïñŷ dîk mästêr- you're closer to the door tho.. You know what never mi-
tïñŷ dîk mästêr was cut off by Peppa waking up..it turns out,they were standing on her
Peppa- get the fuck off me u big ass apes
Both of them got off of Peppa and she stood up and dusted her self off
Peppa- which one of you dildos is going to answer the door?
They all look at eachother..then they looked at the door
däddŷ måstër $hrêk- I guess I will then
Shrek opens the door just to find Spongebob and squidward French kissing
däddŷ måstër $hrêk- what the fuck is this shit,yall can't kiss to save your life,what are u two doing here
Spooongebob and Squirtward stopped kissing
Spongebob Chan- squidward-senpaiii I love youu~
Squidward-Senpai-I love you too~ but we have to take care of some business...
Peppa and George came out to see SpongeBob and squirtword and had a very surprised look on their faces
Peppa- hold the fuck on....weren't you with Patrick? What happened?
tïñŷ dîk mästêr-yea what the fuck happened to yall? I mean I don't care cuz yall'ss was an ugly couple
Spoongeboobie look up and Senpai squirt-squirt and started to cry as he held him tight
Senpai squirt-squirt- unless you want to fucking die.. Dint talk about Patrick infront of my future wife like that you scums!!
Spoongeboobie- no....its okay...I guess I tell them....
To be contuined
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c'mon say it back..don't be r00d now!
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ghetto Peppa x shrek
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