A Subnormal Story

Chapter 12: The subnormal disaster

In 2031, Raul was in his house watching Blim, since he did not have money to buy Netflix, and suddenly they knocked down the door of his house and the SUBNORSWAG arrives and they take Raúl with the Polipoop to a dark place and they feel him , in front of him lights a light and appears Party Marcian dancing "Dame Tu Cosita", but is pushed by Salocin Orudam, who sits and says to Raul: "You owe a lot to the subnormal world, you lost a lot of dignity, you caused many disasters and each person who is close to you ends up traumatized, murdered or raped, so from now on you have only 24 hours to compensate everyone for every stupidity you have done, and if you fail, you will die- and Raúl responds: -But if I am immortal, subnormality never dies- and Salocín responds: -You yes, but if you fail we will kill someone very important for you- and a curtain is opened and Baldi appears and Raul says: -But not that Baldi was already dead? - and Baldi responds: -That's what they wanted eren that create. Shit, I've already talked too much- and Salocin hits him with Baldi's murderous rule and says to Raul: -If you want him to live, you have to compensate for all the bad things you've done to everyone and get the charges lifted- and they turn on the lights and we see that Salocin was in his mother's bathroom and his mother comes in a thong and says: -What are you doing, little boy, again mistreating innocents who only want to defend their rights because their salary does not reach them at all? because of inflation? - and Salocin responds: -No mom, get out of here right now! - and kicks Raul out the door of his house.

Raúl looks for Eleazar, Jesús, Hernán, Julio, Rasputín, Whatsapp Black Guy and Car who had caused all that subnormal disaster and divide to apologize to each person, then they review their long list of people and Raúl starts with the people who were in the city when it became giant and destroyed everything twice and gathered them in a place where they were The Avengers (without Spiderman), King Kong, Leon of Resident Evil, the Polipoop, the firemen, Justin Bieber, Thomas and the waifu When she went walking the other time, and forced them to enter (and charged them) and when they entered Raul said: -Excuse- then says -Ready you can go- then everyone answered: -One moment, you gathered all of us here and you even charged us, just to say "Excuse me" - and Raul says: - Then what do you want me to do? - and they answer: -You have to dance Pluma Pluma Gay so that we can forgive you -What if I better do something else? -No , you must lose your dignity so I can talk to you lpemos-Great, I have to lose more dignity to compensate for the loss of dignity-and he starts dancing like a fool and everybody responds-Ok no, stop! it's worse than we thought, just go away-but are you going to drop the charges? -Well, since we're talking about charges...

Meanwhile Eleazar and Jesus go to Soviet Russia to make up for everything, and they find a potato fat girl who says: -You are the ones who caused disasters 4000 years ago, around here nobody has forgotten them, start sweeping away the disaster they did in the restaurant some time ago- and Eleazar and Jesus answer: -wait, are you telling us that They waited more than 4000 years without sweeping the restaurant waiting for us to come back one day and we do it instead of the cleaning staff? - and he replies: -Yes- and Eleazar responds: -A well, ok, I suppose.- and They started to sweep the chicken vomit that was there, which brought back memories and nostalgia for Eleazar, then the fat potato saw that they had drawn a "Nepis" with the vomit and throws them out of there.

Meanwhile Hernán and Julio go to Japan to apologize to the Waifus for what happened years ago, but when they arrive they are arrested by the Japopopo (which is the Japanese Polipopo) and they are arrested for everything they have done years ago, and when they are in his cell, Hernán throws himself out the window to escape, but he was literally on an infinitesimal floor, but he saves himself because he falls into a block with water from Minecraft, and Julio escapes through the pot, then they go out and look for how to get out of there and the Nintendo offices are there and they enter, but Reggy appears and confuses Julio with Shigeru Miyamoto for the Asian eyes and they take him to program videogames while Hernán is left with the face of wtf that is going through a language and escapes without Julio, since he was going to have a successful career, (only until the real Shigeru Miyamoto arrived and killed him) and returns to Poorzuela.

Meanwhile, Rasputin, Carro and WhatsApp Black Guy go to the Youtube offices to apologize for what WhatsApp Black Guy did, but he saw that the building was protected with anti-subnormal walls and could not pass, Rasputin tells Black Whatsapp: -Use the head-, but as WhatsApp Black does not think with his head, but with the "nepis", he uses it to break the walls and enter. When they enter the Youtube CEO, which had already been rehired, he says: - What? But if I protected everything with anti-subnormality walls - and the Black of Whatsapp says: -But not with walls of anti-sexuality, anyway that does not stop me- and the CEO says: -Dell me what you want fast before I call the Polipopo- and Carro says -We come to apologize for what "true" black did long ago - and the CEO says - sorry? Me to you? Yeah right. Now I will put three strikes on your YouTube channels and you will never be able to use YouTube again, since I will put a restriction order against YouTube and against me - and call security which are people with Youtube button faces and check them out there.

When everyone meets in Pobrezuela at Raul's house of sticks, Raúl says: "Shit! I screwed up! - and when they ask what happened, he said: - I had already managed to get everyone to pick up the charges, but just my subnormal instinct was activated and forced me to kick one of them ... - and everyone asks -And what happened? - and Raúl says: -Well ...- and suddenly they knock on the door of Raúl's house, and he says: -Who is he? - and they answer him: -The old Inés- and Raúl is so stupid that he believed it and opened the door, and there was the neighbor of Soviet Russia who throws a pudding in Raul's face and says: -This is because of my house- and an angry crowd enters his house which were all his enemies, like the crazy frog, Hitler or Miss Simian and they surround them more and more closely, they were so angry that they revive Barack Obama and Donald Trump who declare Raul asshole for life, but the  Hernán's Waifu, who tries to save them by throwing frost on the crowd, but nothing happens and they arrest the Waifu and take her to the to the UN, then his brother arrives who was not really dead, and he throws sponges at the people (one of them was SpongeBob) and takes out his Nyan Cat, but since the Nyan Cat is just a useless gif, it does not make them nothing. When they are about to be completely surrounded Raul feels a whisper in his ear that says: -This is because of 4000 years ago-. Raúl recognizes the voice which is Chuck Norris's voice and says: -What is supposed to happen after this? - and Cumbier Marcian appears on the screen dancing and Rick Astley is heard singing "Never Gonna Give You Up".