Batfam!

Summertime!

Ok literally every time it gets even remotely hot outside the Drama Bois™️ (Dick and Jay) are overreacting.

Like ok to be fair dick actually has a slight heat allergy but thats beyond the point he's mostly being overdramatic.

Bruce would rather be reading but he keeps falling asleep reading on his balcony and getting sunburned. Lucky he heals quickly now due to years of steady injury. Still, the public cant stop mocking him for it. He doesnt even know how they found out. (He does know. Damian was laughing too hard while taking snapchat pictures to really be sneaky enough. Yeah right, league of assassins, more like league of giant dorks-)

Yeah so anyways the kids love water pranks and take every chance they can get to do giant water battles on the mansion grounds. They love using their years of training to get into epic water fights. Its so ridiculous and extra and they're just a bunch of kids having fun.

No one ever pranks alfred bc they'd all feel bad. But they prank bruce almost relentlessly.

Bruce: Dick i know you're overheating but please, for the last time, get out of the air vents before you mess up our air conditioning.
Jay: actually its me
Bruce: should have known.
Dami: Seriously get down from there, you're making the whole room reek of axe body spray, true human failure and somewhat concerning amounts of desperation.

At one point dick comes outside with this little kiddie electric fan with ariel print all over it and its,,, so funny. He holds it infront of cool drinks to blow ice cold air at himself. Everyone mocks him but secretly are glad he's stopped complaining so much. (More to the point they were all worried about his heat allergy but, as dick would say, "too tsundere" to mention that's the real reason. Note: every time he acts like a weeb he gets hit by another water ballon. He claims it's worth it.)

Alfred is also avoided by the water fights because he's usually the one grilling for everyone and no one likes soggy food. Also literally none of them can stand being mean to alfred he puts up with so much from all of them and does so much for all of them so he's literally neutral ground. Any time one of the kids needs a breather from the chaos they just help alfred with the grill and its guaranteed that they wont be attacked.

Bruce is so tired of getting sunburned.

Ok but with all the time they spend outside, the batfam mostly know to put on sunscreen (jk bruce forces them to. Its hilarious how he gets sunburned when he's spent an hour that morning forcing all the kids to drown themselves in sunblock.)

By the end of the summer the batfam are all tanned and freckly (respectively, since some dont tan and some dont freckle).