i look at myself in the window of the car auto shop. i dont know where i am or what i'm doing here in good ol radiator springs but it is a nice town and im happy to be here. my hands are cold as i press them against the glass of the car shop, trying to get a glimpse of thee lighting mcquwen. i am big fan after all. i watch all his races and winning of the piston cup.
i see the crimson red car emerge from the back with that old blue car that no one really cared about and he flashed his fans that also stood outside the shop a white smile with his hot car teeth. i'd pay big money just to touch some car teeth.
he rolls outside of the car shop and the girls around me scream in delight. i see those blue car eyes stare at me tho. i am but a human (insert ur gender) and i am boring, how does he see just me in this mass of grils.
i smile and wave at the red racer car and he kachows all over the crowd.
the other girls go wild for the kachow but he motions for me to follow and i do. he leads me down a back alley that is big enough for cars to fit in and he kachows again before running me over.
i feel the hot rubber of his car tires drive over my stomach, breaking my rib cage but its nice, it pleases mcqueen and i let him drive over me, squishing my organs beneath his weighty car racing tires.
i am dead and mcqueen drives off to go lure another unsuspecting fan girl. but i am happy.