Annie: So i saw you hanging out with Eren yesterday
Mikasa: But Annie it's not what you think!
Annie: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
Erens Baby Daddy: Oí Eren is mine.
Mikasa: ....Sure....ours
'Eren Jäeger' has changed user to 'Levi's Biatch'
Levi's Biatch: hIs nAmE iS pApi cHuLo
Erens Baby Daddy: Only you call me that. And only in the bedroom...on monopoly night...
Marco: Oh...What do you two do in the bedroom?
Reiner: KINKY SHIT
Bertholt: Reiner....
Jean: REINER WTF. NO MARCO, THEY PLAY GAMES AND WHY IS THAT YOUR FIRST LINE OF THE SERIES
Reiner: yeah, sex games. 😏
Erwin: They literally play fucken Jenga and Scrabble in dresses
Erens Baby Daddy: Reiner. Did you just use...a fucken....EMOJI?
Everyone: ...............
Mikasa: the fuck
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HumorThe leaders and cadets of the Survey Corps get their hands on phones... oH fReCkLeD jEsUs heLP uS Everyone is 18+!!!! Everyone is ooc because i am doing fanon versions of them, please DO NOT take this seriously in any way, all for fun! Below are m...
