Heart Of Gold

[4]

Time Skip to barbecue 

"Remember: if anyone calls you Ed, Eddie or Edward they are talking to you, alright?" Edward nodded nervously "and there is no reason to be nervous I'm sure they'll love you and if you need assistance with anything I'll be right beside you" I reminded him adding the last part seemed to help. As we walked outside Edward already seemed to fit in opening beer bottles and people asking if he could help them with their yard which in return he always nodded politely. 

A plumber came up with Joyce before walking over to Edward and sticking out his hand as Edward lifted his hand the man pulled his hand away and stated the obvious "killer hand shake you got there" before running off to socialize. Joyce on the other hand just crept by staring and smiling at him creepily. 

After he went away Peg walked over to us smiling "Are you hungry, do you want something to eat?" he nodded  "yeah, you want a cracker" he nodded again I picked up a cracker, dipped it, then held it up to his mouth. Suddenly 4 men came up causing Peg to gasp in suprise before moving away,.

"Hey, now we want to invite you to our card game, would you like that?" he nodded and smiled "one thing you can't cut" they said before laughing, his smile lowered. why are all of our neighbors such jerks.

Edward was standing over the grill with vegetables and meat on his hands as I sat there I could see the old retired guy coming over here I ran over to him before  saying "there you are," pointing to a lady all the way across the yard "she was looking for you"  I came back over to see Joyce talking to Edward. great just great. 

"my names Joyce and I noticed you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made just for you, allow me" she said lifting up the spoon as she fed him my blood started to boil. soon tons of the housewives came over feeding Edward and talking about how he should come over to their place or help them "I'm so sorry ladies but he's promised to come to my house first haven't you Eddie" he looked at me, I nodded, so he agreed. 

I was trying to get the housewives to get away so Bill came over and helped me by raising Edwards hand "okay, grab your plates soups ready" he chuckled.

"I though these were shish kabobs " he said mouth full of food

"what?" bill asked

"I though these were shish kabobs " he said with less food in his mouth 

I put down his hands before wiping the corner of his mouth "it's a figure of speech"  I looked over to see Joyce glaring daggers at me. someone get some bread for all that jelly. 

Hello my skellingtons! Am I the only one who loves that scene, Kim's introduction will be next chapter . As you know already I post at random but the next chapter should be tomorrow if not I had a lot of homework sorry <3. Also sorry if grammars bad.Bye bye now.