The banana cat sees a can of opened bananas, they bite the can by its lid.
The banana cat runs to their banana bush, and slowly puts down the banana can.
They put out a banana and bites on it, but doesn't rip it out.
They do the same process on the 9 bananas.
They wait patiently and they slightly tilt their head when the bananas tilt slightly.
The banana shell cracks open to see a baby apple cat.
The other ones crack open but 8 of them are banana cats, while the 9th one was an apple cat.
How the fuck did it become an apple cat?... Bitch, unexpected shit happens in our shitty lives.
The banana cats bite on the newborn apple cat, the creator of the them, the mother, carries the apple cat to the apple bush.
Why the fuck is there a banana bush and apple bush?... It's because the strawberry and blueberry are thots and did their thing with the bananas and apples.
The mother looks at the apple cat, then she bites on to their head, ripping of the shit out of the bitch.
The apple cat dies and the mother puts down the fruit corpse that smells like fresh bitches, and lets the banana cats eat the apple cat's corpse.
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Have you heard of the legendary banana cat?
De TodoI don't know...Or forgot who drew the fuckin' rad cover... Ok give you credits now
