Captain Eyebrows: Reiner stop being gay
Reiner: Sorry can't, Bertholt's ass is just too good.
Captain Eyebrows: Nasty.
Armin: That's not what you said last night.
Bertholt: Oh my.
Lev's biatch: that's why I heard moaning last night.
Reiner: I thought it was Marco and Jean.
Captain Eyebrows: we need sound proof walls...
Erens Baby Daddy: Yeah, I want to be the only one hearing Eren scream 'Yahtzee' at the top of his lungs.
Tree hugger: oh gosh...
Fries before guys: I HEAR IT ALL.
Air Bender: Same...
Sexy scientist: NO I USE THE SOUNDS FOR ASMR.
Erens Baby Daddy: wait what- shit glasses what the fuck
Levi's Biatch: Oh- am I famous?
Armin: RECORD OUR GAME NIGHT
Captain Eyebrows: HELL NO
Mikasa: OMFG
E: PG-13 RIGHT?
Everyone: STFU BITCH
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